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[–] anyhow2503@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Type of shit that jerma985 would write down on a whiteboard while high.

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I didn't know jerma got high, I thought he was just like that

[–] urushitan@kakera.kintsugi.moe 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Who invented the first sauce?

Solomon Saucington Sr.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That's not even Jeremiah Soup, that's the white guy who stole his invention.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 week ago

William von Stew

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

yeah thats Steve Tincan a worthless thieving hobo. not one of them cool singin and stabbin hobos. boo that man

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Boooooooo!!!!

I'm doing my part!

Thank you good gentlefart

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don’t know a lot about food history. I’m not a foodologist. But this sounds correct to me.

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Chowatrist here, I can affirm that this seems totally accurate.

[–] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't like soup. It's food with too much water.

Soggy food.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You obviously need more jazz cabbage.

[–] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It doesn't sound good. I did just figure out jazz music. The musician plays the instrument in such a way that the listener wants to take it away from him. I expect jazz cabbage would be about the same.

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You might be listening to the wrong jazz.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

no i used to be a jazz musician. they've got it about right. that's what we go for.

[–] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago

There's RIGHT jazz???

[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago

The jazz cabbage needs to come before the jazz. Then you can understand the language better, dude.

[–] Eyekaytee@aussie.zone 2 points 1 week ago

Classic Jeremiah

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Mordecai Stew-Broth would like a word

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

History is so cool, guys. Thanks for sharing!