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[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 76 points 3 months ago (3 children)

The president is committing war crimes and the FBI is charging the former FBI director over an insta post from a year ago, clearly suggesting impeachment.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

seems like a direct violation of his first amendment rights.

unless he comes out and says what it means, it's subjective art that is up to interpretation.

[–] flandish@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

true but even if you say “i think x should die” you’re still within your rights. none of “thinking” is actionable.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

So the DOJ is hoping that nobody on the jury knows that 86 means to give someone the bum's rush, not to kill them.

Even then, if it were a threat, which it isn't, it's in no way actionable.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This will never reach the jury. There won't even be a Day 2. The judge will toss this immediately.

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[–] OldQWERTYbastard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 51 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] Pman@lemmy.org 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I was thinking the exact same thing

[–] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 months ago

As usual, I'm late for the party.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

So how did society evolve to replace toilet paper with three seashells - and they skip right over the bidet?

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[–] ProfessorScience@lemmy.world 32 points 3 months ago (3 children)

This gets laughed out of court, right? Right?

[–] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 39 points 3 months ago

Yes, but it is intended as harassment, not "justice".

He still needs a lawyer, he can't just ignore it.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 13 points 3 months ago

If nothing else than for the fact that Trump and friends made public statements condemning him. Can't really have an impartial jury after that

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 4 points 3 months ago

Absolutely, it's obviously a desperation Hail Mary play, but not before Comey spends several thousand dollars on lawyers, after spending a whole lot to defend himself the last time.

Perhaps there is a family strategy at play. His daughter was fired as a Federal prosecutor, after working on high profile cases like Epstein. She is now sueing the DoJ, and will probably win, so maybe she can use some of that government money to cover her Dad's legal bills.

He should also sue for malicious prosecution.

[–] aramis87@fedia.io 24 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Some seashells laid out in 86 47.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

jfc, it took me wayyyyy to long to figure it was just like.. "kick out '47".

I thought it was some crazy complicated code. No. Just 86.

[–] obinice@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (3 children)

For those of us out of the loop, why would 8647 mean "Kick out Trump?"

Nice message though, shame it never happened I suppose :-(

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 11 points 3 months ago

86 is pretty old slang originating in the hospitality industry, meaning to throw something away. It then came to include kicking people out, and also left the hospitality industry to become general slang.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/86_(term)

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago (3 children)

It took like... FAR more effort than it should have for me to get it.

86, slang, as in something you might tell your buddies like: "Oh I they 86'd from the bar last night because they were wasted"

86, as in, getting kicked out. See: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=86

Then, "47", as in, the 47th president.

However, its only now I'm learning about its use to refer to a grave. I've never heard that before. I've only heard the usage as a verb/ adverb "to get 86'd"

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[–] GuyFawkesV@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago

First they came for…

Aww fuck it; they’re coming for anyone speaking ill of the orange fat fucking turd shitstain now.

And I stand by that assessment.

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago (3 children)

And a judge ok’d this warrant?

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

There’s an old saying about grand juries that also applies to a great many judges: They would indict a ham sandwich if the DA asked them to.

[–] CaptainSpaceman@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

Theyd indict a ham sandwich, but not a ham sandwich TOSSER!

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

American judges don't need to have any actual knowledge of the law, they just have to get the job.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

There are enough corrupt MAGA judges that, if they try long enough, a case will land with one.

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[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago
[–] Pollo_Jack@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

So glad these clowns took the high road and didn't push to prosecute a fucking insurrection. So glad the FBI was complicit in these honey pots with epstein and that they didn't push to prosecute or leak anything while the orange clown was running for POTUS.

Really, top tier work sticking to your principles at the cost of our fragile democracy.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Wow, distraction time again, since this happened more than a year ago.

  • "I'm not a pedophile"
  • "My beautiful ballroom"
  • Convicted rapist
  • Mentioned over a thousand times in the released Epstein files. I bet none of us are
[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 4 points 3 months ago

You know who never has to say, "I'm not a pedophile?"

People who aren't pedophiles.

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

To me, this is the guy that did a dirty to Hillary a week before her election with trump, but now he's trump's enemy?

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 5 points 3 months ago

He "seemed" to pretty quickly regret whatever role he might have played in trump winning. Comey was always trying to maintain a low profile after trump got sworn in and didn't really try to buddy up to him or take advantage of it like one would expect.

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 months ago

"86" just means to toss them out of the establishment (like restaurant or whitehouse). If it was "187 47" then there might be something to bite into, otherwise it's just a nothing burger only existing for the further distraction from the trump/epstein files and the realization that your dear leader is nothing more than a self-serving pedophile.

[–] Fishnoodle@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Trump doesn't know how to use the three Sea shells

[–] Auk@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Leopard says, he helped give us Donald Trump in 2016…

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[–] discocactus@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

This guy doesn't know about the shells!!!

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

He sells seashells.

[–] moondoggie@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (5 children)

And they’re only getting to this now because they were spending time going after all of those rednecks with the lifelike “Biden tied up in the back of my truck” tailgate stickers, right?

[–] VinegarChunks@lemmus.org 3 points 3 months ago

I’ve seen that, plus a couple bumper stickers saying “FUCK Joe and the Hoe” where FUCK is spelled out jn the silhouette of rifles and handguns.

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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

8647 should become a popular T-shirt. Pretty hard to convict one person for something that is widespread in the popular culture.

[–] 4grams@awful.systems 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I have an 86 45 shirt I used to wear during the first term. When the comey bullshit first hit the news, my father called me and told me how I shouldn’t wear violent messages, told me that I’d better watch my back if I wore something like that again. I hung up and ordered an 86 47 shirt. Wearing it today in fact.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 points 3 months ago

I want one. I'm going shopping today.

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[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (3 children)

It's going to be so funny when this is thrown out.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Gonna cry if it isn’t because rules don’t matter in trumpland.

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[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

But the emails.

[–] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (3 children)

What effing judge signed that warrant???

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[–] Quexotic@infosec.pub 3 points 3 months ago

There needs to be a loud campaign educating people on jury nullification.

[–] Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago
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