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[–] thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 116 points 2 months ago (10 children)

I'm having trouble finding klitoris in the repos. Anyone know where it is? AUR?

[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)

it can take an entire lifetime to find klitoris. just buy my $999 (now $666 for a limited time) course where i will show you how to sometimes find it 100% of the time guaranteed*

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 29 points 2 months ago

The course be like:

grep -R "klitoris" /

[–] Nyadia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 months ago

It's in the AUR as klitoris-gtk-git. Or is it klitoris-qt-git? There might have been a klitoris-qt-bin but the maintainer stopped updating that one like a year ago and nobody's picked it up. Actually now that I think about it none of the AUR versions are up to date, you gotta get it straght from github. Ah, no wait that one's a fork, the OG is on sourceforge. Or was it gitlab? No no no actually I remember now, it used to be up on gitlab but they moved over to GNU Savannah, so the gitlab version is out of date. Oh by the way it relies on old versions of libraries and other dependencies that no distros actually have in their repos anymore. It won't compile with the newer versions of those dependencies and they don't provide a binary. People are complaining about that on the Issues page but it's only developed by like one guy and he doesn't even know why the newer versions won't work he just knows it works on his system. Still refuses to provide a binary though. Oh right there's that fork I mentioned, that might work. Ah wait nevermind that was an attempt of making a gtk version of klitoris but the developer abandoned that project unfinished and hasn't been seen since 2022.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 months ago

Something something “yay”!

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[–] RedstoneValley@sh.itjust.works 114 points 2 months ago (4 children)

It's just "Copilot" for everything in Windows these days

[–] olenkoVD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 62 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Missed opportunity for the search input placeholder to say "Search for Copilot"

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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 51 points 2 months ago (1 children)

When foss Cockpilot??

(Cooperative Open-source Communications & Key Processes Integration for Lean Operations Technology)

[–] ashestoashes@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 2 months ago

be the change you wanna see in this world

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 14 points 2 months ago

There should be a torrent client with Copirate.

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[–] mEEGal@lemmy.world 94 points 2 months ago (4 children)

On Linux it's klitoris, forked to CLItoris, then open-clit, then freeclit then onepiece

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Some people definitely rewrote it as μCLIt and BSDclit for size/licensing reasons

[–] Spezi@feddit.org 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

And then there will be endless discussions if it should be pronounced uclit or microclit

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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 66 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

Apple: someFancyName4

Microsoft: Task Doing-er 5

Linux: some cute animal

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 43 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Linux: some cute animal except spelled awkwardly. Quomodo. Ekidnah. Magpye. Blootoona

[–] jxk@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

Me: These are unironically good names

[–] bestboyfriendintheworld@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Apple would use a minimalist and confusing name like: Task

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[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 60 points 2 months ago (1 children)

More like Linux: "Kritoris" which achtually is a 2500 year old greek symbol for harvest tools.

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Linux devs would name something “Klitoris” literally just so the project website could say “you’ve finally found what you’re looking for”

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

If it was written in python it’s PyMagpie. Qt? QtPie. Rust? IThinkImSecureBecauseTheLanguageIUseButTheresMoreToItThanIUnderstandPie JavaScript? IStealAllYourRAMAndaiDontCarePie.

[–] batterystapled@lemmy.ml 24 points 2 months ago

If it was written in python it’s PyMagpie

Wouldn't it be MagPy?

[–] PlexSheep@infosec.pub 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

No it's magpiers

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

IThinkImSecureBecauseTheLanguageIUseButTheresMoreToItThanIUnderstandPie

what is this nuance doing here?

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago

It's by kde.

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 16 points 2 months ago

10x devs just vibe code it in Rust to balance out the security issues 🤔

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 30 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago (3 children)

bash: meow?: command not found

[–] PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 2 months ago

sudo rpm-ostree install meow

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[–] RushLana@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The Linux one isn't realistic, this is not an ancronym.

[–] Cypher@aussie.zone 49 points 2 months ago (2 children)

KLITORIS

KALI

Linux

Intrusion

Testing

Operation

Response

Incident

System

[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] inari@piefed.zip 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's in the middle of the Thinkpad keyboard

[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] jrs100000@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] hildegarde@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's just KDE. But why am I imagining a mirror dimension universe where its called CDE and all the software names are normal words with the k's replaced with c's.

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[–] cenariodantesco@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

i love Linux

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 months ago

Oh I’m not in femcelmemes

[–] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 months ago

Gotta love FOSS, hotta love klitoris.

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 6 points 2 months ago (11 children)

Is this just a reference to The GIMP or are there other common apps with dodgy names? I'm struggling to think of any.

[–] PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 2 months ago

The app starting with K is probably a nod to how KDE names many of their projects something that starts with K. (Konsole, Kate, Kdenlive, Krita).

The litoris part probably refers to how linux apps often name things after random weird stuff, e.g. gimp, but it's not always genital/sexual related I guess.

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[–] ark3@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

grep grep grep grep grep grep grep grep grep

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