President Xi will give me a big, fat, hug [...]
That extra comma sure made me do a double take 
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President Xi will give me a big, fat, hug [...]
That extra comma sure made me do a double take 
This might be his most delusional post of all time.

only trump could have gotten a big fat hug in china
So this means that negotiations are going terribly and the strait will be permanently walled off, right?
i bet if i move my meager 401k back to stocks i can crash this whole thing to the ground 
Take this guy to the shed out back and put him out of our misery already.
He's my president, paw. I'll do it.
Orange Yeller
~I'm~ ~so~ ~sorry...~
he can't keep getting away with it
I dunno, the Iranians seem pretty good at fighting...and the Viet min...
I bet Trump can't wait to get his big sloppy from Xi.