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Finally, a real name for your penis (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 weeks ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

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[–] snek_boi@lemmy.ml 52 points 4 weeks ago

Nice try, FBI (which would be “Fun Hard Knob”) or CIA (which would be “Big Bear Wand”)

[–] Kenny2999@lemmy.world 36 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

I got fucking pussy meat. What the fuck.

[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago

OOF! Perhaps the Pussy Pounder would suit you better

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[–] KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca 22 points 4 weeks ago

Pleasure Killer

[–] Surp@lemmy.world 14 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

nice try government to figure out the first letter of my first and last name

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[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 13 points 4 weeks ago

Man Injector....

[–] texture@lemmy.world 11 points 4 weeks ago

nice try fbi, but i dont return your calls for a reason

[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 11 points 4 weeks ago

Purple beef... I think I should see a doctor...

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 10 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Power Steak.🎉🎉🎉

[–] Davel23@fedia.io 3 points 4 weeks ago

Holy shit, that made me laugh harder than I have in a long time.

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[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 8 points 4 weeks ago

Say hello to my mighty Man Punch.

[–] wizzor@sopuli.xyz 7 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

Some funny ones there.

Like Bear Killer.

Or Fun Destroyer.

[–] Johandea@feddit.nu 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I like Ugly Schlong

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[–] roserose56@lemmy.zip 6 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

Nice try, but I wont fall for it.
He is farming data of you. You give the initials, he/she/they/it goes guessing you name lol.

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

i'm not using my name, i'm just picking from the list and Fuck Killer is quite possibly the worst name for a dangle i've ever heard.

[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 4 weeks ago

Skin Killer. If your partner's still around after that intoduction, maybe you shouldn't be.

[–] pleb_maximus@piefed.zip 5 points 4 weeks ago

Giant Salami

Eh, could be worse.

[–] Eczpurt@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago

Monster Meat, excellent

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 weeks ago

SCHLONG HARD PLEASURE TOOL UNIT

[–] wuffah@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago

Ladies, meet Mr. Salami. 😎

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago

Hey gurl want some of this MONSTER BEEF?

[–] Dadifer@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago

Your mom's gag

[–] AlexLost@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago

Nice try FBI. Your not getting my initials!

[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago

Girthy Punch. Makes my tiny penis sound massive 😎

[–] Goun@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 weeks ago

Purple Machine

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Danny DeVito would say, "Oh, whoops! I dropped my Monster Condom that I use for my Girthy Injector" (since Fun Tool doesn't sound as silly)

[–] Manticore@lemmy.nz 3 points 4 weeks ago

I'm just enjoying every version of '[Word] Punch'.

[–] pheelicks@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 weeks ago

Moon Moon ... oh no wait, wrong thread.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

What a coincidence; Dangling Killer is also my serial killer alias.

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[–] snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

Girthy Beef

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

Pleasure Killer

fair enough. ambiguous enough it could go either way. I'm satisfied (unlike the women I have dated).

[–] fun_times@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

Eric Cartman - Pleasure Destroyer.

Fransisco Franco - Fun-killer.

Victor von Doom - Hulk Injector (you do you, Doctor).

[–] BurgerBaron@piefed.social 3 points 4 weeks ago

Monster Stick

[–] generic_computers@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 weeks ago

Pleasure Meat

[–] CapOnBackwards@fedinsfw.app 3 points 4 weeks ago

Man Pole.

Me Man, this Pole, ugauga

[–] Griffus@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 weeks ago

Love punch

[–] Whereismyholodeck@lemmy.today 3 points 4 weeks ago

Paul Smith is about to go on a journey of self discovery

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 weeks ago

Pussy salami

[–] 18107@aussie.zone 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

YI -> Iron Knob

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[–] Monument@piefed.world 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

They’ve done Paul Newman dirty.

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[–] Pman@lemmy.org 2 points 4 weeks ago

Hopefully nobody has the initials E. F. Pleasure Killer is not great.

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Man sword

[–] zout@fedia.io 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Giant Sword. Not very original.

[–] fraksken@infosec.pub 5 points 4 weeks ago

Better than dangling sword. Trust me.

[–] Billy_fuccboi@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

Man meat. Very generic.

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 weeks ago

Hard killer? Doesnt roll off the tounge i would want it to(pun intended)

[–] FrankFrankson@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

Peter Parker's penis is called Pussy Beef

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