Does the President get to use the Secret Service, because that seems unfair
this post was submitted on 12 Apr 2026
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they both are predators, but one is also an alien.
The predator in the films is also an alien, so 🤷♂️.
True
I'm not entirely convinced Trump is from this planet as well.
Let's just call them immigrants or undocumented. "Illegal" just makes them sound like rapists and murderers.
also, being undocumented isn't illegal. existing isn't a crime.
Yeah a lot of people don't realize that being in the U.S without like asylum status or a green card, work visa, whatever. ... Yeah it's not illegal.
You can get in some trouble in the form of deportation and restricted from coming back.
But on the books. It's not illegal.
Thats what the magas don't get either. "Well they shouldn't have been here illegally"
They weren't. No one is here illegally because there are no laws against it. Just regulations.
This is also why it actually is illegal to arrest them and put them in prisons or long term camps just for being undocumented. That's kidnapping and illegal imprisonment.
shithole country
No offense, but if you don't detain them then how can you document them properly?
They document themselves.
If they don't, well. Who cares ?
Most places won't hire undocumented. That actually is illegal.
If they commit crimes they get arrested and deported.
If they aren't committing crimes then why do I care if they are here or not?
They can't get food stamps or unemployment. They don't drain any resource.
Most undocumented people here in the U.S are here for family reasons. Asylum. Or sometimes work related. Not nefarious reasons.
If they are criminals then they are illegal and police should nab them. Send to prison or deport.
If we made it easier to self document and allowed to stay, more people would register.
People document themselves when registering visa, if they don't do or stay longer than permitted it is violation, duh. Is it needed an explanation?
Immigrant here, asylum specifically.
You usually document yourself when applying to USCIS for an employment authorization card.
There are people working without it but that's usually either to pay for the USCIS application fees or not starving to death while you wait for the card to arrive (took 1 year for me)
Also even "illegal" immigrants are mostly asylum. You can't wait in their country for asylum application to process while your government is trying to arrest/kill you.
It still a violation of immigration rule no offense. But knowing how muslim countries treating minority the situation is understandable
Its not existing thats the crime its the avenue in which entrance is achieved. "8 U.S.C. § 1326. Penalties include fines and imprisonment (6 months), alongside mandatory removal/deportation." Went into law in 1952. I don't agree with it's method of enforcement but it surly exists as a federal law.
Also, being an alien is not any sort of wrong. People going through the formal authorised pipelines are also aliens.
Somehow people have heard the term "illegal alien" and have decided that they can drop the word "illegal" and retain the same meaning.
yhea, is just a way to signal the world that you are a racist prick that will only improve the world after their funeral.
Wish ya werent so fuckin awkward, bud
Well, I suggest you let that one marinate, bud
Pull yer finger outta yer ass
Fuck you Reilly! Your mom shot cum across the room, killed my Siamese fighting fish! Threw off the ph balance in its aquarium!
Fuck you, Shoresy!
GIVE YER BALLS A TUG YA TIT FUCKER
The meme drag pedophiles so hard, you barely notice that it dehumanizes immigrants to the same degree.
I agree, this is basically an attack at many individuals.
Atleast, the meme mentions "sex offenders" which is more accurate than pedophilia.
the only funny bit is the movie reference. that idea as a concept is dystopian as fuck
Would it be in bad taste if I, an american citizen since birth, dressed up as mexican and helped?
Every participating undocumented immigrant can enlist the help of a US citizen in a Phone A Friend style team up.
Yes, but entertaining, so we'll allow it.
Just leave your ID at home and pretend you don't know English. What are they gonna do, background check you?
Only if you wear an authentic charro outfit.
you mean everyday workers hunting those masked ICE pedos ?
how do we donate toward making this real ?
Nazi Holocaust supporters share this type of stupidity..
Sorry but we ran it past a focus group and it turns out Predators hunting Aliens drives more engagement. We tried 🤷🏻
I'd help too.
I'd rather watch kids falling off of bikes
After seeing that betting site prediction about Trump mentioning Allah a second time, nothing can phase me for this year. (Maybe even until 2028 or his funeral. Whichever comes first)
Damn, that would be aces.
Let's let them start in DC.
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