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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 52 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I wasn't sure if she was guilty or not but after that speech I am.

[–] Bunitonito@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I think a lot of nuance was lost by her not using her mother tongue. She was Epstein's friend, after all

[–] jobbies@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

a lot of nuance

Its 'nonce'. As in 'a lot of nonces'

[–] GargleBlaster@feddit.org 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] jobbies@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

The world really did go full Brasseye

[–] turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 7 points 2 days ago

I didn't even really consider her involvement until this week, now I am assuming she was in pretty deep

My "not involved in human trafficking" t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my t-shirt

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 34 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

But I am wearing her underwear

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

not that i really care but in his defense he asked what sexual relations meant, they gave a definition and what he did with Lewinsky didn't match that definition..

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 33 points 2 days ago (2 children)

That entire family is so fucking gross.

Well, she was most likely trafficked herself. So it's extra gross when she hides/defends others doing it.

[–] zerobot@lemmy.wtf 6 points 2 days ago

makes me feel dirty just thinking about any of them, there is something deeply disgusting about these "people"

[–] zerobot@lemmy.wtf 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

this is the first time i heard her talk and probably the last and I can't be the only one. she must know about something that will come out and thankfully handled it like an absolute troglodyte so we all know now to pay close attention

[–] 8oow3291d@feddit.dk 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

something that will come out

Anti-SLAPP suit is gearing up very soon: https://feddit.dk/post/20969245/19914002

[–] Gorilladrums@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

The thing about the Epstein files that a lot of people don't realize is that the fact it's a scandal means that there's an opportunity to get justice at some point if in the future even if the system is broken. In a lot of places around the world, this shit is legalized and nobody cares. For example, in my home country of Iraq all of this is legal and a lot of powerful religious clerics do the same shit as these criminals, and nobody bats an eye. We live in a depraved world that's governed by the wicked.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Come ON, we're SUPPOSED to stop talking about it!!

you're thinking of another club that should have come already

[–] jobbies@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Is she even in the files? Besides the photos we've all seen?

I didn't know there was a debate about her relationship with Epstein or how she ended up in the US. Now I do. All she's done is draw attention to herself.

I used to think she was a clever gold digger but now all I see is a narcissistic moron. Same as her shit-scented husband.

[–] mumblerfish@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

My speech on me not being a sex trafficker has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my speech on how I'm not a sex trafficker

-- Melania, probably

[–] redsand@infosec.pub 2 points 2 days ago

Ivana his 2nd wife who's burried on the golf course is. She was a recruiter. Also Don Jr, Eric and Ivanka's mom.

Makes sense Melania is the same

[–] MrNesser@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

First thing I thought was whose got the story and when is it going to drop

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Do you think she plagiarized it or used chatgpt

[–] Saprophyte@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Finally, a unique speech not copied from Michelle Obama.

Turns out, Michelle and her husband were never on Epstein's island, so nothing to deny.

[–] sudo@programming.dev 6 points 2 days ago

sex trafficked 🤓

[–] CurlyWurlies4All@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I still don't know what story she was denying. What were the images that she was saying we're fake?

[–] tourist@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Muddy waters here

From what I've gathered

  1. There may be photos being released soon, and her legal team is trying to preempt it by denying it.

idk how law works, but I don't know what preempting it is meant to do


  1. there is supposedly a (plausibly deepfaked) image floating around the boomer side of the internet:

I haven't seen it nor tried to find it. Last time I checked Facebook, I learned several horrific slurs for ethnic groups I did not even know existed


  1. Maybe, she finally caught wind of her name being mentioned alongside Epstein

I've met people who just check the news and/or the internet once per year, if ever


  1. Some other Trump administration political strategy

I'm legit not intelligent enough to understand nor recall the explanation there


Probably a legal thing. Photos/Documents may be releasing soon

If not, yeah...

Just more bizarre

Like if I announced:

"I did not rinse my unwashed genitals in the spahetti after I cooked it"

In the middle of a family dinner.

[–] CountVon@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

No one knows what story she's denying, or what images she's claiming are fake. The most likely possibility is that someone is preparing to release a story on the links between her and Epstein. It's standard practice in journalism to contact the subject of a piece, inform them of the contents of that piece, and offer them an opportunity to comment. A request for comment on an upcoming story seems a likely trigger for this reaction. The entire speech strikes me as a thinly veiled threat, essentially saying "If you publish your story I will sue you for defamation."

[–] DokPsy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Can't sue for defamation if the commentary is either true or had reasonable belief to be so

[–] forrgott@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago

That's... not how it works. They absolutely can sue, but they're not supposed to be able to win (or the case ought to be thrown, not completely sure). With all the current bullshit I'm not sure what would happen, though.

[–] switcheroo@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

None of the other first lady's HAD TO MAKE a speech about not being a sex trafficker...

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Neither did she. Apparently she just felt the need to do it for reasons unknown to anyone.

[–] CannonFodder@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Maybe she's poking the bear; getting Epstein back in the news cycle. She probably detests Donald a lot and would love to see him put down.

Yes, but aren't you glad she did? Because I'm not.

[–] callouscomic@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago

Woooooooooosh

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

If I had a nickel for every time a first lady did this I'd have one nickel. It's not a lot but it's odd that it's that high.

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago

She absolutely did not have sexual relations with these people... uhm mr Epstein, and ms Maxwell, or any of their ephebe escorts, nor passed them along to friends and acquaintances.

[–] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

She's blyat. 😅

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

"She's a movie star" yeah, we know. Lesbian stuff, right? How do you think Jeffrey found her for his boy Donny?