this post was submitted on 09 Apr 2026
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[–] eth0slash0@sh.itjust.works 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Haquer@lemmy.today 7 points 4 months ago

This has been my ringtone for years. No regrets

[–] volore@scribe.disroot.org 14 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

he eat

he poop

but most importantly

he go zoop

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

So if it kills you, did you die of neckrosis?

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 10 points 4 months ago

Don't worry, if it likes you, it can bring you back. Like a neck-romancer

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 4 months ago

Longbois unite into the longest boi

[–] AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's not "defend" it's "PROTEC"! Goddammit! Learn your memes properly! This was just one word away from perfection! SMH my head...

[–] porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

But then it wouldn't rhyme with extend :(

[–] AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social 11 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Because it should have been "but most importantly: he longnec"

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

But then three-horns could never play with it.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 6 points 4 months ago

Wouldn't expect any less from a crane

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 3 points 4 months ago

This is so fucking good

[–] chocrates@piefed.world 1 points 4 months ago

I love green herons!