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[–] jack@hexbear.net 14 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

the Soviets' refusal to come to their Communist proxy's aid in Afghanistan is encouraging the US to very naughtily arm the mujahadeen

[–] ThermonuclearHoxha@hexbear.net 2 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Not equal are those believers remaining [at home] - other than the disabled - and the mujāhideen, [who strive and fight] in the cause of Allāh with their wealth and their lives. Allāh has preferred the mujāhideen through their wealth and their lives over those who remain [behind], by degrees. And to all [i.e., both] Allāh has promised the best [reward]. But Allāh has preferred the mujāhideen over those who remain [behind] with a great reward - Degrees [of high position] from Him and forgiveness and mercy. And Allāh is ever Forgiving and Merciful.

Translation of Qur'an 4:95-96 by Saheeh International

"Praise be to Allah." — Donald Trump

brave-mujahideen-1brave-mujahideen-2

[–] XxFemboy_Stalin_420_69xX@hexbear.net 14 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

is it just me or are the imperial propagandists are getting more desperate by the day

[–] Jarmund@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

It's either a demonic chihuahua or a cornered, rabid murderous pitbull. There is no in between these days.

[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 32 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Western Marxists: "China should do something to stop the US"

Western imperialists: "China should do something to stop us"

China: xigma-male

[–] TrustedFeline@hexbear.net 9 points 13 hours ago

Nuke us, Xi. It's the only way

[–] Wheaties@hexbear.net 6 points 13 hours ago
[–] Runcible@hexbear.net 5 points 12 hours ago
[–] Oskolki@hexbear.net 28 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

So easy to talk. Norway a sovereign country yes? So send Cuba some defense systems, shouldn't be controversial right? Is just defense

Or like, at least trade with them? Contribute to the efforts to make them energy independent? do something besides profiting from war and pretending to be a peacemaker?

[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 6 points 11 hours ago

I think China should send Cuba some nukes, just as a gesture of goodwill between nations. surely the US wont object.

[–] oliveoil@hexbear.net 43 points 19 hours ago

Why won't China extend themselves so that we can use our overextend and extinguish strategy on them??

Wow they are so mean.

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 41 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Nordics shut up challenge

also, no way "senior china fellow" is a real job. sounds like something out of a problematic comedy sketch from the 50s

[–] Chana@hexbear.net 5 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

"Senior China fellow" just an old guy from Guizhou.

[–] Krem@hexbear.net 3 points 10 hours ago

old Guizhou uncles are something else. only place i've seen people still wearing those blue mao-era worker outfits

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 11 points 16 hours ago

I can see the problematic comedy sketch in my head

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 48 points 20 hours ago

parenti-hands

When the Chinese display military might, that’s a sign that they are a dangerous aggressor to the world. When they don’t display military force, they’re being irresponsible in not providing a counterbalance to the US.

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 38 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Waiting for the day they blame it on Stalin for stopping at Berlin.

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 31 points 19 hours ago

I'll do it today

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 46 points 20 hours ago (2 children)
[–] GeckoChamber@hexbear.net 31 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Personally I think senior Chinese fellows should be enjoying their retirement playing mahjong or something instead of writing stuff like this, but I guess they do it differently in Norway

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 17 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

In Norway they don't play mahjong, only this:

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 9 points 16 hours ago

Every time you take a piece, you have to take the shot.

This adds another level of strategy to the game, as your opponent gets more inebriated as they take more shots.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 15 points 18 hours ago

Piss takes are stored in the NADS (national academy for defence sciences)

[–] SouffleHuman@lemmy.ml 40 points 20 hours ago

Didn’t the Vietnam War, arguably the poster child of American overreach, happen with the existence of the USSR as an active counterweight? It seems like an American habit to go gallivanting around the world in search of children to bomb regardless of external circumstance.

[–] nohaybanda@hexbear.net 13 points 17 hours ago

The sneaky orientals shat in my pants!

frothingfash

[–] SovietCollie@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 19 hours ago

"Y'know maybe if China actually did more instead of selfishly doing nothing, I wouldn't be starting and getting myself tangled in costly unwinnable wars that do nothing but benefit China."