this post was submitted on 06 Apr 2026
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[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago
[–] sploder@lemmy.world 7 points 15 hours ago

My dad can wiggle his ears like fuckin dumbo. He has dementia now in his 60’s and every time I see him I ask him if he can still wiggle his ears. He always does and laughs so hard when I say good job you’ve still got it ❤️😭 love him sm

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I don't know how I figured it out, but I can wiggle my ears.

Making my penis bounce is definitely easier, though.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 0 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

First time I ever found out some guys couldn't do that was wild. He was so fucking fascinated by my bobbling bell end it was wild lol

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 2 points 17 hours ago

Probably weak pelvic floor muscles. Kegels are super beneficial to men too.

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago

I can ride my bike with no handlebars.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 2 points 16 hours ago

Y'all leave Tux alone!!

... no, I mean, don't leave Tux alone at all, but also maybe don't do this with Tux ...

[–] SoupBrick@pawb.social 4 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

I can move my legs without using my hands

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 6 points 21 hours ago

I can do it with my nostrils

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 1 points 17 hours ago

I can move my scalp forward and backwards 😀