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I don’t even remember it being dented in that spot. The physics of it are a mystery to me.

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I'm sure you know this, but you can get a new handle without replacing the whole broom. The handle screws in.

[–] tpihkal@lemmy.world 53 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Well if you have any more sweeping to do, I'm sure you'll make short work of it.

[–] teyrnon@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Still though, that broom manufacturer shorted him.

[–] Sergio@piefed.social 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That manufacturer needs to clean up their quality control. Get a handle on it! Make sweeping changes! The customer doesn't deserve the shaft.

[–] teyrnon@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago

Nah, as usual the manufacturer and retailer will just sweep it under the rug.

[–] MashedTech@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Just get a wooden handle. Or a wooden broom. Will last longer and pollute less

[–] Iusedtobeanalien@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Broom handles and especially plastic mop handles are deliberately weak designs imposed on us by big handle

[–] MashedTech@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I think the whole contraption is shoddy, built by BIG BROOM!

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Make a splint using some duct tape and spare thin wood parts (or grab a few branches from a tree). That will tide you over until you get tired of looking at an ugly broom and buy a new broom stick.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 10 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Gorilla glow it back together. Then gorilla glue a full length splint onto it. Then use several screws to screw the original handle to the splint. I once fixed a futon frame this way.

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Well if he's going that far, may as well go get a lathe from market place, then find an appropriate hardwood block. He can lathe the block into a nice cylinder, making sure grain of the wood runs in the same direction (lengthwise). Then use the center drill action on the lathe to carve out the exact diameter of the broomstick. Then he can jam the broken pieces into it with some 3x strength wood glue.

It should hold until he wants to replace the broomstick in 20-30 years.

[–] dontpanic@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 3 days ago

Yes! How did you know I will use just about any excuse to buy new tools?

get a lathe? get a lathe. well lah dih dah mr french man look who doesn't take the opportunity to make a rudimentary lathe at the drop of a hat

[–] teyrnon@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

That sounds more expensive though. But ideally yes.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 days ago

Alternatively:

Just detach the broom head and get a pvc pipe of appropriate length and diameter. Cap the end that points toward you, gorilla glue the broom head onto the new stick/handle.

Detach and measure the broom head's 'socket' before you go to Home Depot.

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[–] arschflugkoerper@feddit.org 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I have a scar on my finger because a broom broke while I was using it. It snapped open, caught my finger and closed again. The bastard basically bit me.

That is the most ridiculous injury I have ever gotten.

[–] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 2 points 2 days ago

Fuck that sounds painfuuul!

[–] Evilschnuff@feddit.org 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Another one bites the dust.

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[–] kieron115@startrek.website 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

a short piece of pvc the right diameter works pretty well to repair it. ask me how i know lol. what was wrong with wood handles?

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I don't even need to look, metal handles are cheaper.

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (2 children)

This seems strange to me. Why isn't it easier to find trees than mine metal out of the ground? Unless we've just already mined so much metal it's easier to melt the old stuff and reform it, but even then that seems like a lot of energy use to melt it all and make sure it's actually pure or what not

[–] kieron115@startrek.website 2 points 2 days ago

For the same reason that this (and my) broom broke - manufacturers can use an extremely tiny amount of metal and still have a pretty sturdy handle. the problem is that same cheapness means they arent coating the metal well and eventually it rusts from the inside out.

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Production cost and waste. Extruding aluminum or steel is extremely cheap going through all the steps to turn a tree into a board into a stave into a cylinder is costly and has pretty steep losses at every step.

[–] fracture@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 3 days ago (2 children)

what were you doing when it snapped in half?

[–] prex@aussie.zone 8 points 3 days ago

I had to check this isn't the witchy memes comm.

[–] dontpanic@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 days ago

Just sweeping up all the dried up dirt and salt my car dragged in over winter, I wasn’t even angry cleaning neither!

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

If its not wooden, I'm not buying.

[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I hope you're handling the situation well. Don't want you to fly off the handle.

[–] teyrnon@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

Careful, you don't want OP to bristle at that pun.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

well the physics behind it are part of the handle went one way and the other part went the other way.

Is that supposed to happen?

[–] i_am_not_a_robot@feddit.uk 9 points 3 days ago

Trigger's broom.

[–] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 3 points 2 days ago

Power sweeping.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

You’re gonna need an even bigger broom to clean that up.

[–] e8CArkcAuLE@piefed.social 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

do you have some piece of round stock wood? you could use that to fix the broom stick.

[–] e8CArkcAuLE@piefed.social 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

bend the rim where the broomstick broke outwards and snap off any sharp shards. cut a little bevel on the roundstick’s ends and the. insert the wood into the metal broomstick on both halves. than finish up with some gaffa tape so you can’t cut yourself on the metal edge.
depending on how tight of a fit the wood insert is in the metal tube you might need some screws too

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago

The hollow metal broom sticks are all destined for this. It just takes a variable amount of time.

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Now you can sweep around corners

[–] teyrnon@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Everything is defective now, and everyone will victim blame you, for brooming too hard. But a broom has always been built to withstand a strong brooming, until the 80s or so. Every penny has been shaved, ever corner cut. Instead of carbon in the steel, they use shit. They cut the amount of steel down to the absolute minimum to sell it to you before you break it in normal operation.

Don't let anyone blame you for this, it's a conspiracy of the manufacturers that shipped all of our jobs to slave labor factories overseas in a race to the bottom.

[–] Sergio@piefed.social 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

brooming too hard

"So, what would you say are some of your weak points?"

"Sometimes I just broom a little too hard!"

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

My enthusiasm for the job is sometimes more than the provided tools can handle.

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[–] LadyButterfly@reddthat.com 3 points 3 days ago (5 children)

I once clipped my glass shower saloon door style screen with my foundation bottle. And it fucking EXPLODED there were glass fragments everywhere. Utterly bizarre

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[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Whatever you do: don't panic!

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