Good thing I don't just eat the stuff by itself right out of the jar and finish the whole thing in a single sitting.
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Oh god who would do such a thing!?! Next you'd tell me some people would scrape their fingers all around the inside of the jar and lick them making sure they get every last remaining chocolate of that sweet sweet nector of the gods. And even stick their tongue inside, making out style with the jar, making sure no more chocolate taste left π€€
And even stick their tongue inside, making out style with the jar, making sure no more chocolate taste left
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All that sugar sounds like asking for a yeast infection.
Once read a thread where someone was asking the best way to eat it. There were suggestions like on toast, or with banana slices. But the best answerβand the one that had me laughing in tearsβwas:
With your whole hand.
I'm actually not seeing anything especially surprising here. Does anyone eat a bite of it and not immediately know it's got a ton of fat and sugar in it?
I think the surprising part is that this guy got a jar that was seperated and layered. Mine just comes as one consistant spread.
They sure tried advertising it as a health food in the USA 20-ish years ago when it was relatively new to the marketββsimple, quality ingredients like hazelnuts, skim milk, and a hint of cocoa.β They were sued for deceptive advertising and had to pay millions of dollars.
But yeah, one bite or a look at the ingredients and nutrition label should be enough to warn anyone. The first ingredient is sugar and more than 50% of the foodβs mass comes from added sugar.
Itβs amazing that anyone was fooled by this marketing. It shows you the power of it I guess.
The first time I tried Nutella I immediately knew what it was: chocolate hazelnut cake frosting. The fact that people slather it on their toast every day seemed as absurd to me as eating cake frosting every day.
North America has long had sweet treats as breakfast or early morning food so I'm surprised you're surprised.
Things like Danish, donuts, pop tarts, toaster strudel, breakfast cereal... Etc etc
Knowing it has sugar is one thing. Seeing the volume of sugar relative to the other ingredients is still a shock
I guess I've seen so many of these things that I've stopped being surprised. This one was really popular for a long time.

There's a shocking number of people who see words like "hazelnuts" and think its healthy like plain hazelnuts.
I'm pretty sure they mix it up a bit...
No it's a new food trend, haven't you heard? It's called "deconstructed food", where they just throw the raw ingredients at you and leave it up to you to do the actual work. At the same time they sell it at a premium price brainwashing you into believing this is a new high end dining experience. /j
Deconstructed is a very popular way to do haute cuisine dishes. You have to do some of the work, and you only get a small fraction of what an entree would be, and you pay many times more. It's brilliant.
I am Italian and, living in Scandinavia, apart from being mostly disgusted by the other chocolate spreads, I am always very surprised to see the office managers, offering breakfasts on select days, defaulting to a teaspoon in the Nutella jar.
I grew up with a taboo for that and the only way I would ever have Nutella is by scraping some with a knife-side and spreading it thinly on a slice of bread.
It's funny to see people do such things and then coming with the question: "you Italians have pasta, pizza and Nutella and you still manage to be so thin. How?!"
Check your portions.
Yeah as a Norwegian I've always been a bit weirded out when thinking about chocolate spread for more than two seconds. Tbf, I feel like you're making it out to be more normal than it is (but idk how it is in Sweden or Denmark). Among adults I very very rarely see chocolate spread on bread. Among children however... Not great for their nutrition. I think most parents think "better they eat something than nothing" but I'd argue maybe that's not always the case.
On another note: holy crap the regional chocolate spread (nugatti) is like 10 times better than nutella. Nutella households are weird.

21 grams of sugar in a 37 gram serving, so >56% sugar by weight
no wonder it's delicious π
European here. Sorry, but it is so ridiculous that labels don't just show some standardized "per 100 g" so things are easily compared without math.
Yeah same opinion here, guess they cant make it easy for people to know what they put in their bodies or they might start caring right?
Good to know that there is at least some amount of real cocoa and hazelnuts in there.
If you ever baked anything or made desserts this is no surprise. You always have to cut the sugar amount in half.
I think it's better just to make and eat desserts less frequently than try to mess with the sugar ratios, especially with baking. Like if you want something healthy maybe make a fruit tart instead of something that involves something like Nutella or cake icing where it's supposed to be very sweet.
Is this a surprise to anyone? No one is buying Nutella for the health benefits...
Why the fuck does it cost that much?!
One of the biggest things about capitalism is that they charge what people are willing to pay in order to maximize profit. Capitalism encourages this behaviour.
Because people will evidently pay that much for it. No idea why.
Thank God it's skim milk.
Strange...My hazelnut spread doesnt contain that...

Just as if Nutella is just cheap shit^(Sadly it costs three times as much for half the volume. But it tastes 10 times better)
Can make own at home, with a blender.
Roast your own nuts of choice.
Roasted Almond. Great.
Roasted Almond with roasted Hemp kernels. Great.
Roasted Almonds with roasted Hemp kernels, walnuts, pecans, pistachios, brazil nuts, hazelnuts, with a dash of chocolate, chilli, turmeric and white pepper... Great.
Taking the junk from the corporation... Not so great.
Much more fun exploring what ingredients go in your food, rather than have the corporation choose for you. They don't choose for you. They choose for themselves, at you. You end up with junk instead of food.
Much more fun making your own. Healthier, cost similar, more nutrition, and no where near as much nutrientless white crystalline addictants... unless you want that, and can add sugar back in if you want. (Roasting makes it sweet though. Top tip. Healthy sweet.)
Just almonds, roasted, then blended smooth at a medium speed. Try it. See which wins your taste test.
