Oh god who would do such a thing!?! Next you'd tell me some people would scrape their fingers all around the inside of the jar and lick them making sure they get every last remaining chocolate of that sweet sweet nector of the gods. And even stick their tongue inside, making out style with the jar, making sure no more chocolate taste left 🤤

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 46 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Couldn't be me

[–] dogdeanafternoon@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

Loving the Matilda reference!

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

And even stick their tongue inside, making out style with the jar, making sure no more chocolate taste left

Ladies, are you having trouble getting your man to go down on you? Boyfriends hate this one simple trick!

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

All that sugar sounds like asking for a yeast infection.

[–] InterestingUsername@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

brand new sentence