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[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 41 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nothing hits quite like freshly changed syrup and a fully charged CO2 tank

[–] MimicJar@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)

charged CO2 tank

I can still hear the sounds of the CO2 firing.

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[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 40 points 1 month ago (3 children)

These are also good stress relief. The flap on the front has to be opened to expose the neck of the bag, and you can't use a blade without risking cutting the bag. So the most common method I've seen (and used personally) is to throw a couple of right jabs with a closed fist right at the front of the box.

Punching the box is stress relieving.

[–] orangeyouglad@lemmy.today 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This guy knows. I actually don't know how else you would do it?

[–] yuri@pawb.social 5 points 1 month ago

sometimes i miss punching these

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I prefer a palm strike to a closed fist punch

[–] fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net 27 points 1 month ago

I forget exactly how, but at my first job I did manage to rip one of these before, covering the entire floor in Pepsi syrup. One of the assistant managers walked in shortly after, looked at the mess on the floor I was attempting to clean up and said “it’s fine, I needed something to do anyways, go back to cash”.

[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I feel seen & appreciated 🥹 I'm a 100lb girl and those syrup cartons are heavy as fuck.

[–] FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

Non American here... What am I looking at?

Edit: thanks for explaining. Its not an american thing like I thought in the first place ^^

[–] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 1 month ago (6 children)

BIB - Bag in a Box

Standard format for soda and juice sryurps around the world. Dispensed via a fountain or a bargun.

Feel free to ask me any thing, installing and maintaining soda equipment is my life.

Just don't ask me anything about freestyle machines, cause I don't know jack about those monstrosities.

[–] FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

installing and maintaining soda equipment is my life.

That is the first time that somebody made soda equipment sounds interesting and I am ready to dive into a new rabbithole while I cannot sleep 😆

What are "freestyle machines"?

[–] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 month ago

https://youtu.be/-a29Ygyzc2c

I expected that response, see the fern video.

My reason for the dislike is it feels more like diagnosing a computer than a soda fountain. I enjoy old analog equipment. However the soda drinker side of me loves using them when they are working well.

[–] phailhaus@piefed.social 7 points 1 month ago

Free-style is Coke's brand of pick-your-flavor touchscreen hell.

[–] mossy_@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

you asked the one thing they told you not to...

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How much would it be to install a single flavor fountain in-home? And what would be the most expensive parts?

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[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Don't have to be American afaik. That's a box of soda/pop sodapop syrup. You open it up, and connect it to the hoses that connect to the fountain. Can lick tho cap before you toss it too, usually a bit of extra syrup in them. :3

[–] FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org 8 points 1 month ago

Aaaah OK, no i KNOW that we have these syrup containers in Europe, but never saw one in my life for real. Always thought those where like giant plastic bottles

[–] mumblerfish@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I have changed these in Europe, so yeah, not limited to the US.

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[–] bamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ahh didn't see the Coca Cola logo at first, I thought it was the ketchup boxes you hook up to the pump at the self service station.

[–] phailhaus@piefed.social 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Here's Heinz Ketchup/mustard keystone bags: altr

As a bonus, here's a used bag from a batch that probably should have been recalled due to a packager malfunction: altr

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I assume these other connectors should not be in there?

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[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 month ago

It's soda syrup. Fast food places buy these and CO2 dispensers to make soda that most Americans drink.

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Soda fountains/soda machines dispense the beverages from a large bag of syrup (maybe the straight beverage itself if they are non-carbonated) that is usually like 3 gallons which mixes with CO2. So the Coca-Cola in the image is hooked up to a tube that funnels the syrup into the machine and mixes with the CO2 to create the beverage you want.

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[–] Rakonat@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Don't drop them off the top shelf. They do not mop up.

[–] Dotcom@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

One time I had one up on the top shelf and "pop" spraying syrup all over me. I swear I smelled like cherry coke for a week.

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Thank you but somehow not even close to the worst task I’ve had.

[–] Goldmage263@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago

True, but there is a high corelation between this job task and a whole lotta bullshit.

[–] njordomir@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It was my dream to throw one of these off the theater roof and watch it go splat. We never did that, but we did do syrup shots.

[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Pouring out a glass directly from these was the best perk of the job.

[–] trackball_fetish@lemmy.wtf 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

This was my second favorite part of my job at Cracker Barrel after tending the fire in the fireplace.

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[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I had a bigger problem digging out the syrup I needed from the haphazardly stacked boxes of other syrup

[–] phailhaus@piefed.social 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You gotta keep 'em organized! altr

For a few years, I kept them on a shelf at head height. That was a mistake that I let go on too long.

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[–] Javi@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

For a good ten minutes, I was trying to work out how someone would use such a small box to change out of. "does it fold out into some silly cardboard variation of a Victorian privacy screen..." etc.. thoughts until I finally re-read it. 

Damn skim reading got me assuming again.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

pfft nothing compared to changing the keg on a wooden real ale rig in a British pub.

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[–] etchinghillside@reddthat.com 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I have to assume if you’ve handled one of these you’ll be able to answer – how’d it taste?

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Also I seem to remember coke weighs like 30lbs, and diet coke weighs about 20lbs. That sugar really adds to it

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

That's actually really interesting.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Like suckling from God's teat

[–] Goldmage263@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Kinda like extra sweet bbq sauce. Same stickiness too.

[–] MOCVD@mander.xyz 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I have been enlisted in the marines, gotten recalled, worked as a contractor, finished my undergraduate degree and now looking at my PhD. This post just made me 16 again.

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[–] knotRyder@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

I am lying in bed trying to have a nap and you made my back hurt shame on you

Ahh yes, the best thing to do to open it was put on a glove then vent all frustrations for that day into it.

[–] BoosBeau@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

It's been over 20 years since I swapped one of these out, and my hands are still sticky. Some things won't come out with soap... only fire...

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