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[–] mech@feddit.org 112 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Boy am I glad they're making sure a terrorist with a bomb can't get onto a plane to kill a lot of people packed together in a crowded place.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 55 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Can't blow up a plane if nobody can get onto the plane!

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[–] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 18 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Blows up airport instead ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 25 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Well, that's not TSAs direct job, so they don't care.

[–] elvith@feddit.org 8 points 5 days ago

They're called TSA, not G(round)SA or A(irport)SA or... for a reason!

[–] Nikls94@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago (4 children)

TBH I wonder why it hasn’t happened yet. Imagine the loss of freedom 🇺🇸 🦅 once that happens

[–] Overspark@piefed.social 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It has, in Belgium: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_Brussels_bombings Maybe it wasn't close enough to scare the 'muricans?

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[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 72 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Tired of ~~waiting~~ winning yet?

[–] nasquamesse@lemmy.zip 28 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Pleease Mr. President, no more winning!

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[–] stumu415@lemmy.zip 62 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Good thing the US has a high speed railway network like China, Japan, Europe or Morocco, so you don't need to get on a plane. Oh.. wait...

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 days ago

I hear Elon Musk is getting right on that. These conservatives are so efficient and successful! Good thing we keep finding new tax breaks for them.

[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 50 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Why don't they just let people take their assault rifles onto the plane such that they can defend themselves? Are they stupid?

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 32 points 5 days ago

It's an airplane, not a grade school classroom.

[–] axexrx@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

You dont give up your right to free speech when you get on a plane, why around you give up the right to bear arms?

  • line from an old prairie home companion when I was a kid.
[–] tired_n_bored@lemmy.world 46 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Is there any other country on earth that stops working altogether once a year?

[–] Rothe@piefed.social 16 points 5 days ago

Only once a year? Are you talking about the US, because it seems to have stopped working quite some time ago.

[–] d00ery@lemmy.world 17 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Lol I was looking into this the other day. From what I understand it's to prevent too much power being with any one group in US govt ..

Short answer is no, most countries have rules that see public servants (govt. employees) paid even when a department's budget has not been agreed - for example Belgium https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2010%E2%80%932011_Belgian_government_formation

[–] tired_n_bored@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Thank you. To give another example, in Italy it is necessary to approve the budget by 31st of December. If this doesn't happen the budget is controlled by the government but with limitations and only one month at a time. I think it's a good compromise not to let the country collapse.

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[–] xSikes@feddit.online 30 points 5 days ago (3 children)

The sad thing about this is that most Trump supporters probably don’t fly because either they’re always in their own bubble and/or can’t afford to. So they can’t relate to this, so it’s a non-issue sadly.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago

So they get to punish others for doing the things they choose not to do.

Again.

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[–] roserose56@lemmy.zip 20 points 5 days ago

Your get what you voted! Enjoy your fucking war.

[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 5 days ago (1 children)

did you mean Trump JFK Airport?

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[–] unnamed1@feddit.org 24 points 5 days ago

Looks like a freedom country chicken farm

[–] timestatic@feddit.org 17 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

The American electorate, truly the greatest in the world

[–] Spezi@feddit.org 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I’d much rather have Camacho as the president. At least he knew that he should trust people smarter than him.

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 8 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Camacho was a great president. I submit the following:

  1. When faced with a problem he didn't know how to solve, he appointed the best person he could find and listened to their advice.

  2. Upon realizing that he made a mistake, he reversed course and corrected.

  3. I don't think he ever raped a minor.

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 days ago

Ideal politician tbh. Charismatic and engages the people he represents. Defers to, and it's his support behind this that are more competent in their subject matter.

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[–] r00ty@kbin.life 17 points 5 days ago

Yeah but.. Is America great again yet?

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

There are several terminals with security checkpoints, this does not represent “JFK Airport” as a whole. This shown terminal is T5, JetBlue’s terminal.

Edit: who downvoted, lol. I’ve been to JFK 4 times this week. Nothing I said is untrue. It literally says Jetblue check in on the sign. Go pound sand.

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[–] fox2263@lemmy.world 16 points 5 days ago (3 children)

I’d honestly just cancel my holiday instead going through that trauma.

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[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 days ago

Such a stimulated economy

[–] asg101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Zero sympathy for USian planet incinerating jet-set crowd. They got what they voted for.

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[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

And not a mask to be found as a new variant of Covid surges…

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 13 points 5 days ago

Yeah guys send the Gestappo. They fix everything

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Are the flights backed up to, or are they just leaving half empty all the time?

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[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] Barbarian@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 days ago (10 children)
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[–] moseschrute@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (7 children)

I’ve only been to JFK once, but I get the sense that the lines there always look like this. Not saying all the other stuff isn’t an issue, but don’t give JFK any credit. Hands down the worst airport I’ve been to. Avoid at all cost.

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[–] UnfairUtan@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I feel like I'm missing something, what's the context?

[–] ajikeshi@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

TSA (the security theater people) had been unfunded for the last 50 or so days

[–] immutable@lemmy.zip 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Additional context:

TSA is part of DHS (Department of Homeland Security). ICE and border patrol are also a part of DHS.

After ICE started shooting citizens, the democrats said “no additional funding without some reforms.” In trumps Big Beautiful Bill ICE was already given a huge chunk of funding for the next few years, but they would like more.

Democrats have been trying to fund TSA but want a separate vote for ICE. This arrangement recently passed the senate but republicans in the house voted it down because they think they can pin the blame on the democrats and force them to give ICE more funding along with the TSA.

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[–] thingAmaBob@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

My coworker noped out of a trip across country because they’d have a grandchild with them, and didn’t want any issues with missing flights, long waits, or ICE shenanigans. If they didn’t have their grandchild, they probably would have taken the train instead.

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[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

Jesus Fucking Krist airport right now.

[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

I had to sleep in JFK Airport once. I don't recommend it. The rats that come out at night are the size of a ~25 pound dog.

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[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

Hey MAGA, thanks for making London Heathrow a better airport.

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