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[–] humanamerican@lemmy.zip 48 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

Imagine being on the Internet and censoring the word "fucked". That would be fucked up.

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 3 weeks ago

2 points have been deducted from your social Credit. Reason: bring naughty online. This is an automated message.

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 5 points 3 weeks ago

“You ever suck feet for weed” is my favorite

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Pipe down, Mister Falcon.

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

Imagine being on the Internet and censoring the word “fucked”. That would be f~~uc~~ked up.

Fixed that for you.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 23 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Etterra@discuss.online 8 points 3 weeks ago

Imagine being a human who was breaking up with your human girlfriend, and aliens recorded your screaming match and used it to analyze your language and initiate first contact with humanity. Now that's fucked up.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 3 weeks ago

You have been fined [1] credit for a violation of the Verbal Morality Statute.

[–] mr_anny@sopuli.xyz 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Imagine being a bird and you are out there yelling:

"I'm the meanest mofo around here" "Come at me and I will fuck you up so bad" "Hey bitches, come have sone good dick"

And people just listen to your beautiful song at awe.

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 6 points 3 weeks ago

True but starlings and parrots are mocking us >:(

[–] JonnyRobbie@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Fellas, can anyone help me figure out what the word between 'so' and 'up' is?

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

"Forked".

Why can't I say "forked"??

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 weeks ago

Because this is the bad place

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 4 points 3 weeks ago

For real, that is so fluffed up!

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 1 points 3 weeks ago

Sometimes you just gotta get creative!:-)

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[–] rottenmummy@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 weeks ago

Oh man! This is so f~~u~~cking hard. Try using AI

[–] shawn@thagoat.org 7 points 3 weeks ago

Sad whale noises

[–] plyth@feddit.org 4 points 3 weeks ago

Every Taylor Swift song.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Wouldn't mind that much if I got a royalty tbh.

[–] embed_me@programming.dev 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Only royalties they're getting is their food getting scarce because of human impact on the eco system

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 1 points 3 weeks ago

Royaly screwed