this post was submitted on 26 Mar 2026
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I'M DELETING YOU, DADDY!ππ
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my favorite thing about this is how the progress bars get shorter as it progresses because itβs never displayed in a monospaced font
The Cummy is a movie about the brave IDF semen extraction team.
I'm kind of sad because I dated someone into baseball last year. I was kind of getting into baseball.
But they cared more about baseball than the wellbeing of me, their girlfriend. So no baseball for me this year.
As someone who has dated sportspersons in the past this is often the price you pay. You are their off-season partner only
IN THEATRES
Just not the kind you'd admit to going to 
Let's go cummies clap clap clapclapclap
Also baseball is great because I can spend 4 hours listening at work and not doing work
Fap fap fapfapfap
The alternative. "The Crummy", isn't much better lmao
Basedball is the peopleβs sport unlike GOΒ£f or HocKKKey.
Baseball Crank-ing it 
Also, this is not the kind of Congressional baseball of which I am a fan 