this post was submitted on 24 Mar 2026
256 points (97.4% liked)
Lemmy Shitpost
39351 readers
8837 users here now
Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.
Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!
Rules:
1. Be Respectful
Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.
Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.
...
2. No Illegal Content
Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.
That means:
-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals
-No CSA content or Revenge Porn
-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)
...
3. No Spam
Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.
-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.
-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.
-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers
-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.
...
4. No Porn/Explicit
Content
-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.
-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.
...
5. No Enciting Harassment,
Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts
-Do not Brigade other Communities
-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.
-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.
-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.
...
6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.
-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.
...
If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.
Also check out:
Partnered Communities:
1.Memes
10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)
Reach out to
All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
For real. Normally I’m whatever but the horny posting on lemmy has been off the charts recently.
I'ma be honest, I suspect that these users are trying to gain a "reputation" and at some point try to promote some onlyfans creators.
Based on OP’s screen name, they might be going after a pretty niche, but surely thriving, target market.
I for one enjoy a frisky Lemmy.
blame the loss of lemmynsfw.
don't worry about it too much. once the Christian Puritans in power implement their social media laws it will be a crime to be a woman on the internet and all us men can go back to jerking off to each other like god intended.
Are people still not aware of the replacement fedinsfw.app ?
it's the spiritual successor but isn't nearly as trafficked as the previous.
probably something to do with users afraid of investing time and effort into yet another platform that has zero guarantee it will stick around.
it's better than more depressing news about the US.
It's either this, that or B E A N S
omg reported
glad i didn't contribute to that :3
I'm not locked in horny jail with you. You're locked in horny jail with me.
Whoreschach was never meant to be the hero.
i'm no hero
I'm ok with getting food involved though
The whore shack is a little old place where we can get together.
Sorry for being a week late, but cocklobster just came to mind and I thought it would make you laugh.
We’re all locked in together 😏
Me, when he drives the speed limit and stops at every signal:
Is that something special? That's how I always drive. I'm German though, so I believe in rules for the best of society.
There are many places where signals and speed limits are treated as light suggestions, the law only matters if it's enforced and rules made in support of some safety or cooperation. Places where speeding is only enforced at more reckless ~15kph above the limit and over, or signal lights aren't enforced if there's no pedestrians or cross traffic. Maybe it's degrees of domestication, or greater safety to break the rules if car jackings are common in an area
The good news is my bra is off. The bad news is my manboobs are sagging and the conversation in the room turned awkward.
are they going to let you back into the Golden Corral?
The manager said "no", called me "vibe killer" as he escorted me out and locked the door behind me.
A meth-head said "welcome to the club" and invited me to IHOP, so, not a total loss.
the good ihop or the one out back the mall?
Just as we miss violet we get Taylor...
Keep it coming
A/s/l?
American/sign/language?
age sex location
it's some code from 1980s dating platforms or so i was told
It was very common in chatrooms and such in the early 2000s
British/sign/language :( didn't score high enough
Fuck yeah/GO/American
18/f/Cali
Oh no, get some sleep
No i want more vodka first.
It seems likely those goals will align fairly promptly.
I see you tryin to get some vodka
Me after 3 shots of vodka, helpfully putting it back on, not having a clue
Ayo what
Mood, but also it's not like I was keeping it on sober…