"Straight outta high school,
Fascist motherfucker named Michael,
The other one is also named Michael"
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"Straight outta high school,
Fascist motherfucker named Michael,
The other one is also named Michael"
beating you down
stompin on grandma
yeah motherfucka
I'm planting narcotics
ICE cubs will swarm
On any motherfucker not in a uniform
Failed school shooter and failed kpop star
Oof.
There’s a nonzero chance they are talking about league of legends.
I don't know what kind of racism that is, but first thing i thought was league of legends players. I don't even play league of legends.
Not to do the whole "lol they're not even competent fascists" thing but you'd think they'd at least get these dumb fucks to show up in matching pants. I'll really looks like "bring your least employable child to work day"
Just really highlights how unserious everything about America is.
This is a war of the unemployed against the employed.
operation epic slacks
"Fuck you, dude, I might have forgotten my badge, but at least I remembered to bring extra clips."
"How long do you think it will take your dad to realize we stole his uniforms?"
"Oh, man, yeah, that looks like a really nice watch! Hmmm...Rollexx?"
"So, anyway, when I came back in for my second session, the artist was out of red ink and that was ok because he just worked on the fill for a couple of hours which hurts more than the detail work but it goes faster because he uses an eighteen-needle tip and the ink he uses for black is blacker than the inks you'd normally find here in the States because he sources it from some Mongolian lady who has like some sort of ancient recipe passed down from her great-great-great whatever ancestor who was the first Mongolian tattoo artist ever to ink a Westerner and...."
'OMG, I'm fucking passing out, this boring-ass fuckwit is literally putting me to sleep standing up.'
"You think they'll notice?"
"Nah bro you already made it in, just beat a few more minorities and there will be no doubt you're one of the good ones"
I think it's ~~convenient~~ nice that they've corralled all the incels into one profession.
ICE officers shocked as I speak fluent Pig Latin.
Obray, onay oremay igpay Atin!
Why?
Theylay ancay understandway it!
Ohway, itshay!
new ROTC program for eligible highschool freshmen
Tactical sons
tactifailsons
This TSA situation is out of control! Having to stand there waiting around in an airport for 8 hours...
Yeah, but at least we're getting paid for it!
I don't see how this doesn't lead to mass walkouts.
Fuck TSA and the surveillance state masquerading as security theater but if I had been showing up to work and not getting paid for 6 weeks and then these fucking dorks showed up, hung out at shake shack for 6 hours and got paid for it I'd be coming down with a case of rectal glaucoma and not being able to see my ass at work real quick.
I don't see how this doesn't lead to mass walkouts.
Because your average TSA employee is making $20/hr with pretty good benefits. Deeply discounted health insurance, above average vacation and sick pay, etc...and after 5 or 6 years, they'll be making $30-40/hr., depending on their location.
If they quit, they'd have to start all over again. (I think?) And wait for an opening, too.
That's the hope. They're trying to get rid of the unionized TSA.
man i wanna go home and play league of legends core
KKKracker and KKKracker hopeful
KKKracker hopeful
cracker in waiting?
They're volunteering with ICE through a program at their high school.
Attack On ~~Titan~~ Airport Wait Lines
Prouder Bois
Chickenshits