You... aren't Violet08... nice! Moar people hornyposting.
this post was submitted on 24 Mar 2026
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Could post's like this please start using the NSFW flag. Some of us are pretending to work
Damn, you really managed to sit on this goldmine of a username for over two years!
Hemorrhoids aren't built in a day.
Lucky, having a job and other unavoidable responsibilities really cuts into my wanking time these days.
Enjoy it to the fullest while you can !
Skill issue, learn to multitask
Also, mute and turn off video during meetings to masterbate for pay!
For 23h straight?
But uh yea you do you…
At this point I think we all know the hormonal cycles of all the women in this community
All two of them?
Hey I've counted at least 4 beans including my own
Calling women 'beans' really gives me the ick lol
I've never seen that before Lemmy
Oh I was referring to the clitoris (commonly called the bean because the external part looks like a bean) because we are specifically talking about women masturbating. The joke was that I've "counted" my own bean, as I am an accountant and made a bean counting joke in a different comment on this meme.
Joke was a bit obscure, I'll give that, but it is not common practice to call women "beans" -- in my repertoire at least.
Ah I had seen another comment referencing "beans" on these recent horny posts, so maybe I erroneously picked up on something that isn't actually happening in the case of referring to women as "beans" reducing them down to their sexual parts.
No worries! I can see how that interpretation could feel icky.
Then you have learned I am dead inside
and you didnt invite me? 👉👈
Is alway nice to have company. 👍
taylorswiftshemorrhoid
Now I’m imagining a new South Park episode
“Used tae be tha wed coont in tha hundreds. Now shae cuts us oot waekleh. Ahm tha last of ma kaend.”
Enjoy!
Thanks for the info!
10 upvotes just for the username.