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Got a message that someone somehow logged onto my facebook in Cincinatti last night. Seemingly the only thing that has happened is that they listed a car for a good price

Bro even listed his real email. I don't understand what the purpose of this scam is, I've just taken down the listing after one message.

I didn't save the email so I don't know where it was at, but if any of y'all know a Griff Creem, let them know not to log onto my account again >:(

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[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

I emplore everyone to please stop using fedpostingbook.

[–] ephemeral@hexbear.net 12 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

one time someone stole my credit card # and they bought a bunch of apple cider vinegar and shipped it to my house. still scratching my head over that one

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I had my cc stolen and they used it to pay for college tuition in their own name. Seemed like a bad idea, but what do I know, maybe this is a higher-level grift I'm not capable of understanding.

[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I read cc as oc initially and was very curious how your sonic character could pay for college

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

They are a mole who is a rival gem thief of rouge the bat, of course they have the money.

[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 0 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah well my ocs power is that they negate everyone else's powers and also they have magic shields

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 1 points 2 hours ago

My OC's power is that they have no powers to be negated, which means that they also ignore the magic shields :)

[–] swelter_spark@reddthat.com 3 points 5 hours ago

I had someone who figured out my WoW password just use my max level rogue for pvp for quite some time. When I logged in, I found her dressed in pvp gear I never bought and with maxed herbalism. All my money and my stuff was untouched. The guild bank was untouched. No idea who did it or why.

[–] aReallyCrunchyLeaf@lemmy.ml 9 points 8 hours ago

It’s like the scam calls that when you pick up there’s just no one on the line and then they hang up. I know that’s so they can put you on a list to call in the future but it’s like damn homie at least shoot your shot

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 7 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Griff Creem sounds like a name you'd see in a badly localized Japanese SNES game

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 2 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

I was gonna say "minor background Star Wars glup shitto"

[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 1 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

On the other hand Greef Crim sounds like either a location in world of warcraft or a sad criminal from Harry Potter

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

tory

I welcome Greef Crim, but invite him to go further

[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 2 points 3 hours ago

Greef Crim is honestly a fantastic character name. Gonna use it for my next DND character.

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 1 points 2 hours ago

It's The Grim Queefer!

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

Griff Creem in the context of Star Wars sounds like one of The Mandalorian's friends but one who would betray him for money

also it'd be pronounced "krem" and he'd be French (ghorman)

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 6 points 3 hours ago

Griff Creem wears a black woodoo hide jacket and rides a sick speeder bike and shoots one of those GIGN scoped revolvers as a blaster

[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 1 points 6 hours ago

Heblo yes i am legitime American Bussinessman

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 16 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

excuse me, that is Sir Griffenauld Creemworthy IV of the Cinncinnati Creemworthys, who made their fortune in potent child laxatives back when your grandfather was still in shortpants.

it would be your pleasure and honor to list that Civic on behalf of a true Prince of Cincinnati.

[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 10 points 10 hours ago

Look do you want the Honda or not? Allan just wrote me and he's very interested

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 13 points 11 hours ago

What else was he supposed to do? make a facebook account?! he made the right call.

[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 8 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (2 children)

A 2014 Honda Accord probably isn't worth 11k. That's my biggest complaint... Unless of course the Honda Accord belongs to Cincinnati royalty Griffenauld Creamworthy. Then it's basically priceless as a piece of history.

[–] TommyCatkins@hexbear.net 7 points 8 hours ago

The used car market is absolutely fucked right now. 20 year old cars start at $2,500 these days. A friend of mine just bought a 2003 CRV for $4,000 because it's the cheapest he could find that actually runs

[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I got four offers within a few minutes of the listing, so the market disagrees apparently. Or maybe they're trying to counterscam

[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

It must be a very nice Honda Accord. Hey I hear you're selling one, could I make an offer?

[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 3 points 9 hours ago

I'll shoot Griff a mail and see if it's still for sale

[–] leafperson@hexbear.net 10 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

They scam the customer and the customer reports you? Maybe payid scam

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 3 points 9 hours ago

Probably something like that, I got an inbox from a FB account last year whose name I vaguely remember. Clicked through to see who this was, and I suddenly remembered it was a dumbass fake name my friend made in 2011 because he didn't want his real name to be searchable, but still wanted to be on Facebook. He stopped using the email associated with it after he started applying for jobs and "sexbomb" + a string of numbers @hotmail was apparently detrimental to getting hired at EB Games or most other places, really. After a while, he forgot the password to both the hotmail and the Facebook account, so when his laptop that the FB account was logged in on died, he just made a new one.

Fast forward to 2025, someone somehow got access to an inactive Facebook account and started messaging people about wanting to sell their TV. What a weird grind. Oh well.

[–] DelgadoSlims@hexbear.net 8 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Just let me sell my van. Jesus Christ

[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 6 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

How did you guess my password dude?

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 6 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

BerlinIsStartingLine1917! is the communal password. Obviously

[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Oh yeah! That was awesome. What happened? Did someone abuse it?

[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Someone crashed out I think and then sourpusses decided that was it for it.

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[–] Commie_Chameleon@hexbear.net 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I think the scam is they ask for some kind of down payment for it and then bounce. Then your account gets shut down for fraud.

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 7 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

It seems like literally half of all social media at present is just scams trying to get deposits sent for sex/drugs/whatever and I am just increasingly staggered by the absolutely tremendous scale of it all

Like I literally wouldn't be surprised if bots trying to prey on horny idiots outnumbered humans at this point

[–] Commie_Chameleon@hexbear.net 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Kinda curious how that whole industry will go when boomers died off. Yeah there’s a sucker born every minute but boomers have to be where the money’s at. Plus they’re pretty bad with tech compared to other generations (and general tech literacy is very low to begin with).

I'm curious how that industry is going now, like, it's really hard to imagine enough people falling for that shit often enough to justify all the activity trying to make it happen

And the ones that are fully automated, like, doesn't chatGPT cost money to run???

[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 6 points 10 hours ago

Inb4 someone makes a "Griff Creem" account on here to sell their 2014 honda civic for $11.000

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 7 points 11 hours ago

sounds like you just don't want to share your facebook account with poor Griff Creem