My son, Saxon, has sensory issues and only likes to eat a few things. Rather than accommodate him, I treat him as a form of personal entertainment and take him to restaurants he can't eat at.
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My son was so based that he annoyed restaurant staff who were just truing to do their job
But it's one of those hoity-toity sushi places where they don't even give you seasoning to drown out the flavor the chefs want you to taste! 
That’s the part that really gets me, he’s looking down on the sushi restaurant for being too uppity yet eats there anyway. They want to eat their cake and have it too in that they want the cultural and economic elite signifier of the upscale restaurant but also except to give them the “any treat I desire” slop experience.
My brief experience working at a restaurant taught me that some people are incapable of grasping that not every business is run by spineless cretins who will cater to your every whim in hopes of getting your dollar
Sometimes, they're run by angry Italian guys who will threaten to kill you for saying their pizza was bad
I really enjoy when clients threaten to terminate a contract thinking we'll fall over to do whatever stupid thing they want. I've even had one tell me to stop explaining how they can submit a cancellation to inform me that when somebody threatens to cancel I'm supposed to try to keep their business. No sir, if you'd like to cancel we're not interested in holding you hostage and don't let the door hit your annoying ass on the way out.
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I think a lot of the cultural “vibe” of what’s considered ‘woke’, the rich are at a crossroads on the fact they like the culture produced by people they look down on, but they also don’t feel as special if someone like your ol’ pal DragonBallZinn from Ohio likes it too. So they put a lot of whining that such things do not become the working class and are too fancy and woke for them. Don’t ask why we engage in it, we’re uhhh….keeping tabs on the enemy.
Whether I like it or not, I’m a redneck and the one redneck quality I’m proud of is doing things that piss off snobs like Muskrat.
Gotta love how even for the one non white country chuds pretend to like they still can't help but be culturally insensitive racist dipshits about the food
"If it isn't burger I cannot eat it"
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BUT I NEED MY GREEN HORSE RADISH PASTE AND SALTSAUCE
this but unironically, punch me in the fucking sinuses fam
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Naming your kid Saxon then raising him to be a treatler is child abuse.
My son, Norseman, is so smart. We went to McDonalds and he ordered Masala Dosa. The line was delayed 20min as the staff argued they don't serve that there.
Wow so based making food service workers feel uncomfortable
Yeah I think kids get a pass on not understanding this, but I can only assume Elon looked at the server after this and expected them to acquiesce, instead of, you know, parenting.
Also a kid ordering something weird at a restaurant is a low tier example of 'kids say the darndest' things and is in no way 'based'.
It really is amazing how incredibly unfunny this man is
Based
You’re fucking 56 you overgrown quirk chungus. What are you? Republican Hilldawg? Pokemon GO fuck yourself.
Once again, my point for chan culture being republican rock n’ roll stands firm.
My current favorite adult son Saxon is so based. Ever since I wrote the latest draft on my will when we eat together he will always order weird and specific food for himself and will not even touch the food I eat, even though it all tastes of almonds all of a sudden. Based and hilarious!
Yes sir, my son is so cool, he orders the whitest beverage known to humankind
My white ass ordered a glass of milk with my meal at a Denny's once, and the hijabi waitress... didn't bat an eye?... because I wasn't doing some kind of weird racial vice signaling? It's not clear that these folks know you can just act normal and may have lost that capacity.
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He's raising his children to be just like him: Unable to make friends.
daddy's little organ bank
I assume Saxon is approximately 24 years old.
I was doing a joke it sounds like he's gushing about the antics of a six year old what the fuck I'm so mad.
Taking my son, Anglo, to an ice cream truck and he ordered a beef wellington. Epic win!
been struggling to find an appropriate way to joke about "Elon hanging out with a guy who never had a dad."
But actually I think Elon must have hand raised this specimen.
whatever he's doing it's not parenting
Me before reading the name: "damn this guy is a fucking loser"
Me after seeing it's musk: "well I wasn't wrong"
“My child doesn’t understand the adult rules” yeah dude that’s what makes them children lmao what a dumb fuck I hope his balls get cancer
Is this goddamn clown man still on the whole "milk = white supremacy" thing
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My son, Grabonzo is such a bean that he would order soybeanis milk and bigbeanbatty when we went to dinner in a beanis bbq.
The most pathetic man on the planet.
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