this post was submitted on 20 Mar 2026
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[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 29 points 1 month ago

COVID was the dry run for testing horrible shit instead of being an excuse to jumpstart the transition from fossil fuels

Let the magnitude of how big of a fuckup that was marinate inside you. It was one of our honest to god last good chances. I’ll never be able to articulate how deeply I hate these people.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago

yfw you get less energy usage and a three day work week because of war

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago

critical support to the IRGC for their role in bringing back WFH to the american worker.

[–] ephemeral@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago (3 children)

not sure how I'm gonna deliver mail from home but ok

[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

I support the troops.

07

[–] gramxi@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

better start practicing your punts

[–] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

Don't worry, they'll be doing reduced service when gas hits $10/gallon. Hoping I get a few extra days off when my private competitor delivery company can't afford to run at full capacity.

[–] BeanisBrain@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Covid revealed that on-site work is something worse than a wasteful luxury: it's wasteful making-people's-lives-worse.

[–] robotElder2@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But imposing arbitrary nonsense on your lessers for a power trip is luxury to a boss.

[–] FloridaBoi@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

It’s really part of their compensation

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

👷‍♂️👷‍♂️👷‍♂️👷‍♂️👷‍♂️

Can we stay home too?

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

Traffic was so nice during covid. Nature was healing

[–] duderium@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

40% of the electricity generated in my state comes from natural gas 😀

[–] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The capitalist burgerreich class has not spent 3 years disciplining wfh-attitudes and benefits to turn around and allow for this. They are gonna make you spend 40% of your discretionary income on gas, come november.

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm really wondering what's gonna break first

gas being too expensive for me to justify driving to work? no gas at all? food too expensive for work to function? who knows

I'm wondering if people here will literally be starving and we'll still be told we can't take home food that's going to be thrown out

[–] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

It’s gonna be a combination of gas and food prices

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

Is there a porky to porky communication emote?

Hey I need you to go back to not having shoulder peeking powers over your employees again because crisis

clown-to-clown-communicationclown-to-clown-conversation

But doctor I am real estate owner

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] bobs_guns@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 1 month ago

The walkbus is always running.

[–] lapis@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

sounds more like woke from home amirite

[–] Tabitha@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

posadas Posadism was right again as usual.

[–] Yuritopiaposadism@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

I never lost faith posadist-nuke

[–] axont@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I have a job where I put hazardous stuff in metal boxes

How do I do this from home

[–] sodium_nitride@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

ssh login to you metal box server

cd /factory/work_station

robotsysctl -c config.txt --load hazardous_stuff.tar.gz --target box1

[–] Nopeace@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

One step further. Cars are now illegal. Trucks can stay to haul our stuff though I guess. NOT PICKUP TRUCKS

[–] mrfugu@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Pickup trucks are allowed to be owned but they cannot be driven on paved roads unless they’re towing

pickup trucks are allowed provided they're up on cinder blocks in the driveway and look like absolute shit to drive down property values for the people most obsessed with property values

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Pickup trucks are only allowed to be owned by licensed tradespeople

[–] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So if I run my heat at 80F and leave my burners on 24/7, I'm accelerating the downfall of American empire? Got it.

[–] goferking0@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

Yes but also may destroy the play you're living in

[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

Enduring rations and war economy for no good reason lmao