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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

The deaf community should get together and lobby to pass a regulation that Flight Attendants have to do their safety speech with Sign Language for the deaf, and name it after the flight attendant who caused it, so every other flight attendant will know who to hate.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

That's an option.

Alternatively, that speech has been given millions and millions of times; there are almost no survivors of most plane incidents that would engage any of that data. It's generally theater to make you feel better about flying. A sticker on the back of the headrest in front of you could easily solve the need for that BS.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 points 9 hours ago

Sticker? They give you that whole colorful laminated brochure in the seat pocket. Besides, we know the drill. Just take note of the exits. If we even survive the crash, get out of the plane through the nearest hole. It's not that complicated.

[–] LoafedBurrito@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Oh geez, frontier claims she brought an open container onboard and that's why she was removed, not because of being deaf.

Wonder who's side of the story is true, witnesses' will come forward and this lady may get a huge lawsuit, or nothing. Only time will tell.

[–] Quexotic@infosec.pub 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wow. Terrible experience but she just won the lottery, that lawsuit will allow her to retire comfortably.

[–] elucubra@sopuli.xyz 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I train guide dog puppies. From the moment they start training they are legally guide dogs. When they are with me, I'm considered legally blind. In this country, denying entrance into a public/commercial space carries a minimum 6.000€ fine. Judges can go up 5 figures.

[–] wavebeam@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

5 figures is not “set for life” money like everyone seems to be suggesting

[–] Sludgeyy@lemmy.world 0 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

"Allow her to retire comfortably"

The debatable part is if they meant immediately retire. Which 5 figures will not let you do. But will it allow her to retire eventually comfortably?

10 year US bond is 4.2%

Let's say she is 30.

Retirement age is 67. So 37 years until retirement.

6,000€ ×5 is ~$35,000

$35,000 at 4.2% interest for 37 years is $160,388.66 (This isn't taking into consideration reinvesting the 4.2% interest after 10 years, but also ignoring things like taxes)

But getting $160k when you retire would allow a lot of people to retire comfortably.

[–] ptu@sopuli.xyz 2 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Inflation will eat a good chunk of that

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 hours ago

getting $160k when you retire would allow a lot of people to retire comfortably.

you expect to live 20 more years on $160K?

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 156 points 2 days ago (19 children)

The footage, posted by TikTok user legallyswiftie13, captures a tense exchange between airline staff and passengers on the plane as the woman explains she is deaf and had already noted the accommodation on her ticket.

Frontier Airlines says passengers who are deaf or hard of hearing can request assistance either during booking or through the airline’s “Manage Trips” tool.

According to the airline’s assistance page, crew members can work with travelers to, “establish a way to share important flight information,” once they are on board.

The passenger, who is visibly emotional in the video, repeatedly says she is willing to comply, but feels humiliated by the situation.

“I didn’t do anything wrong,” she says in the clip while gathering her belongings.

The U.S. Department of Transportation’s Air Traveler Disability Bill of Rights states that airline staff who interact with passengers must be trained to recognize and accommodate the needs of people with disabilities.

Lawsuit incoming. Or expect MAGA to overturn the ADA.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 1 points 10 hours ago

At the very least, they'll classify her as a terrorist and put her on the no-fly list.

[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 106 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Accommodating people with disabilities is "woke".

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Accommodating people for no material gain is “woke”.

[–] FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Isn't having a member of society being able to participate in that society a material gain? They can't work and become a tax paying citizen if they can't take part in the system.

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[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 28 points 2 days ago

DEI, or whatever stupid new buzzword they're told to use.

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[–] forrgott@lemmy.zip 41 points 2 days ago

Lawsuit incoming. Or expect MAGA to overturn the ADA.

That's literally on their to-do list, aka Project 2025.

[–] Dojan@pawb.social 13 points 2 days ago

expect MAGA to overturn the ADA.

This feels likely.

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[–] jimothysupreme@lemmy.org 42 points 2 days ago (11 children)

They also kicked off the blind lady for refusing to see reason.

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[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 51 points 2 days ago (7 children)

In the footage, a gate agent appears to advocate for the passenger while the flight crew insists she must leave aircraft.

Pretty sure I’d get up and walk off the plane. Not sure I wanna be on that flight with that flight crew.

Not sure what these douche bags were thinking. Great advertisement to NOT fly Frontier though.

[–] OldQWERTYbastard@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago (14 children)

I'm a pilot (not commercial) and if you're still flying Frontier then that is kind of on you.

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[–] Bazell@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sounds like a plot from a cheap comedy.

[–] traxex@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

Like most of our lives right now anyway.

[–] Hapankaali@lemmy.world 51 points 2 days ago (5 children)

I know airlines must accommodate people with disabilities, but for this flight attendant they should probably make an exception.

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (5 children)

Unfortunately I'm not even remotely surprised. Deaf and hard of hearing people are often targets of people who can't handle someone not doing what they say. Once those people feel their words aren't being shown proper deference some of them can't/won't stop their emotional response to regain dominance. Inability to comply (especially in someone who appears capable) becomes refusal in their eyes, and they'll just stretch it back to something we should have done to prevent them from feeling insubordinated. Cops are notorious for it.

I'd never even thought that one might need to tell an airline that you're Deaf. It's a difficult experience as someone hard of hearing, but it's difficult in the way dealing with the DMV is. Ideally you have a hearing person with you, and if not you bring a pen and paper to communicate when you need a shoulder tapped, and just run by context cues and writing for the rest.

Also I hope this lady consented to being recorded and posted. I'd be so humiliated seeing discrimination against me go viral

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