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They also kicked off the blind lady for refusing to see reason.
Additionally, they removed a passenger for having poor taste. Getting his tongue cut out at a young age was a bit hard for him to explain.
To be fair, she was the pilot.
She didn't look great.
Did you hear about the dog with the amputated nose?
How does he smell?
Terrible!
*Argh*!
Got to be good-lookin' 'cause he's so hard to see
There we go, thats the winning pun.
Other folks are trying, but mine is the best. I'll be taking that victory lap now. Afterward, drinks are on me!