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They also kicked off the blind lady for refusing to see reason.
To be fair, she was the pilot.
Additionally, they removed a passenger for having poor taste. Getting his tongue cut out at a young age was a bit hard for him to explain.
She didn't look great.
Got to be good-lookin' 'cause he's so hard to see
Did you hear about the dog with the amputated nose?
How does he smell?
Terrible!
*Argh*!
There we go, thats the winning pun.
Other folks are trying, but mine is the best. I'll be taking that victory lap now. Afterward, drinks are on me!
The security officer must have been one-eyed.