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I speak English, I'm learning my heritage language Norwegian.

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[–] Evil_Incarnate@sopuli.xyz 1 points 4 hours ago

English, bad english and worse Finnish.

Kidding, after 20 years in Finland my Finnish is just bad.

[–] Creegz@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

I natively speak English. I used to be somewhat competent for my age in French because as a child I was in French classes, I gave those up at some point due to a lack of interest. I've attempted to learn Mandarin, Korean, and German without much commitment. Now I'm learning Spanish which is coming along, but I lack confidence in it.

[–] BurnedDonutHole@ani.social 1 points 6 hours ago

I know 2 languages I'm 100% confident. I know another one where I'm 75% confident that I'll understand and can reply in an understandable way. I know another one 25% I can get by for daily basic things. And I know one where I only know the swear words.

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 1 points 9 hours ago
[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

I want to say spanish, german and english, but the honest answer is none

[–] bufalo1973@piefed.social 1 points 13 hours ago

Native Spanish, very good Catalan, good English and some (not enough to speak them) Portuguese, Italian and French.

[–] Nebulous_Keito@thelemmy.club 1 points 14 hours ago

Bangla mainly and sometimes English but pretty less in daily life (I do understand more languages but I just don't speak them)

[–] 18107@aussie.zone 3 points 1 day ago
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  public static void main(String[] args) {
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  }
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relevant songNANOWAR OF STEEL - HelloWorld.java

[–] ManixT@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago
[–] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

English, and I have some very poor Gaeilge (Irish).

[–] ChristerMLB@piefed.social 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Native Norwegian, fluent in English, can struggle through childrens' comic books in German and sort of get by in Egyptian Arabic (or at least I could back in the day, but it's been a while).

[–] Canadian_Cabinet@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Spanish native. I got bored with English so I moved on to learning Català 🤣

[–] Nibodhika@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

Sóc un home simple: veig català, dono un upvote.

[–] PM_me_your_doggo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

English, Russian, Serbo-Chroatian, a bit of Ukrainian. Very little of Deutsch.

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 1 points 1 day ago

I only speak english and bad english

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

American English with a specialty in the dialect of American Regulatory Legalese.

Spanish, Arabic, and Irish I used to be able to read and write, but was always terrible at understanding any of them spoken.

I learned bits of German by proxy from having friends stationed at Heidelberg.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Since Lemmy apparently has a ton of people who are bilingual — how do I as a 31 year old man that knows enough Spanish to say 'Thank you, where is the bathroom?' and frequently watches anime in subtitles gain another language? I'm open to all suggestions, except bad ones.

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So i'm fluent in English and a specific proto-sign language that as far as i know only a few hundred people sign. I can order food and ask where the toilet is in about 30-50 languages, depending on the day. My Spanish and German are rusty: i have production issues but my receptive is competent. All my other romance languages (except basque and romanian, i haven't looked at those at all) are decent enough to travel and make an ass of myself. My germanic and nordic languages are worse than my romance ones. Do not ask me anything in Afrikaans I will assume you are drunk.

[–] Tuuktuuk@nord.pub 14 points 2 days ago (9 children)

Finnish, German, English, Ukrainian, Estonian, Swedish, Latvian, Dutch, Lithuanian, Russian, Polish, Spanish, French. A little Italian and Portuguese as well. I did manage to explain some simple things in Czech some days ago, and I can read south-Slavic languages surprisingly well. And often decipher the main point of a text in Romanian.

Almost no Hungarian or Mandarin, though very simple questions are possible anyway. And then of course I can read Norwegian and Danish reasonably well, because if you know Swedish, English, German and Dutch, you already know Danish. And for a similar reason, Slovak goes.

I can speak less than five words of Albanian, Basque, Greek, Welsh, Breton, any Gaelic language or any Sámi language. Those are something should probably learn a bit, at least.

[–] illi@piefed.social 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Perhaps asking which languages you don't speak woulf work better in your case, holly shit.

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[–] Zimphire@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Native Dutch, fluent English, fluent German and French, I can carry a conversation in Spanish and Italian, and some baby steps in Japanese.

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A bit of English and some Japanese...

[–] gergolippai@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

english, hungarian, some dutch. if I'm pressed, i also know a little german.

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[–] P1nkman@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Norwegian, Danish and English.

You could add Swedish, but only because of being Norwegian, i can understand Swedish. I speak Danish because i live in Denmark.

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[–] DKKHGGGj@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Finnish, English and technically some Swedish. Technically because I refuse to talk it

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 1 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] DKKHGGGj@sopuli.xyz 1 points 11 hours ago

Is a mandatory subject in school here. They can make me sit in class but not use it type of situation

  • German (native)
  • English (pretty well I hope; half my work life and almost all my free time spent on the internet, shows, books,... has been happening in English since, like, 8th grade)
  • Japanese (learning; enough for talking about food, the weather, hobbies,... in somewhat acceptable grammar 😄)
[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Just two, don't wanna say which for privacy reasons.

I do want learn Dutch though. I think it sounds whimsical, and I'd love to meet a Dutch woman that can beat my ass (i heard they're headstrong and dont take any shit).

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

and then I told that teaching lady the only crayons I need are the red, white, and blue

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[–] otter@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)
[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That’s a curated place for people who enjoy language learning. This community offers a broader and more diverse sample

[–] otter@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's my bad, I didn't mean to say the post belongs elsewhere. I'll edit the comment

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[–] ada@piefed.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Native english speaker, B1 spanish.

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