Posting like a 10 year old who got kicked out of the snow fort by the other kids for being a dick 
this post was submitted on 17 Mar 2026
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This has the same exact cadence as a guy getting rejected on tinder and going "well I would never want to fuck u anyway u nasty hoe"
The most American president in history
Dude is spiraling hard
Legendary crash out
Wait till you see his nuclear crash out
Please no thank you
WHY DO I HAVE TO HEAR A RUMBLING RIGHT AFTER READING THIS
This is so so embarrassing
They didn't help us in a time of need
But we don't need them
Does he actually compose this stuff himself? Does he write it out himself? Is he dicatating this to a lackey?
The tone is consistent through every tweet, if this is a bot, it's really strangely programmed. The use of capitalisation alone is unique enough to make me doubt it's a bot.
It wouldn't be "programmed" in a conventional way. Any GPT model would be capable of imitating that style just by having it analyse the corpus of DJT tweets, which is very large lol
I guess that’s fair. It does imply that there was a time that he was typing them out himself, then became too important to waste time on such things. They’re just so Perfect in the details, I find it had to believe he has the patience to type them.
I've got 3, but I'm pretty heavy into the feast of St. Patrick's since I got off work 2 hours ago
when nobody wants to join your crusade against 'the terrorist country', that might imply that maybe you're the terrorist country
The US regime needs more gas than could be supplied via the Straits
Dude is a 5 year old. This is a temper tantrum. Next he'll lash out at someone smaller and weaker to feel powerful again. Can't wait for midterms to get this shit bag impeached and convicted.
Next he'll lash out at someone smaller and weaker to feel powerful again.
Yeah. Cuba
Can't wait for midterms
Cringe
Yes, surely this time he will impeachment will work
Yes, the US is well known for its integrity and principles.
Just look what happened with all the pedophiles revealed in the Epstein emails.
They say the first 34 felonies are free, but the 35th will really screw your chances of re-election up.
Dude is a 5 year old. This is a temper tantrum. Next he'll lash out at someone smaller and weaker to feel powerful again.
correct assessment
Can't wait for midterms to get this shit bag impeached and convicted.
jesus christ wake up
Yeah I'm sure the country that is batting 0.000 on removing sitting US presidents will surely remove this one
We liberals are so fired up. We'd vote right fucking now if we could
While I don't doubt that Democrats will absolutely dominate the upcoming midterms, conviction? Ha ha. Ha ha. Unless the decades of shit food and no exercise finally catches up with him, he's sitting there until at least the end of this term.
CORRECT. YOU CANNOT WAIT FOR MIDTERMS.
We can't wait to elect a competent genocideer! This is embarrassing like at least 
had decorum and could pull off these ops and deportations without getting the public all riled up shessh this country used to be something.
Thank you
Yes, I'm sure the third impeachment will finally succeed where the first two failed.
That would require Spinelesscrats not immediately obeying their true natures.
Lol
Whomst among us hasn't done this.