this post was submitted on 16 Mar 2026
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[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 hours ago

Please no, I get what you're saying but we don't want the neckbeards taking this to heart

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 47 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

I did not even have to check who the OP is

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 16 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

The worst part is, I get it. There’s nothing that makes the primal drums pound in my head and set my ancestral needs aflame quite like a woman who has showered, worn light perfume, but I can tell hasn’t worn deodorant when I’m up close. If she reaches for that stick of deodorant, I’m grabbing it, breaking it in half, and raise its broken carcass in front of the other deodorant sticks so they may know fear.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 9 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Feromones make us do crazy stuff

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 4 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 1 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

no thats what makes metals magnetic

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I will turn you into a ferromagnet

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 2 points 18 hours ago

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 1 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I'd rather just suck her toes.

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 hours ago

Damn u guys nasty

I only suck toes when requested, like a gentleman.

[–] RaoulDuke85@piefed.social 4 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

They replaced the user Mickey or whatever their name was

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 5 points 20 hours ago (2 children)
[–] RaoulDuke85@piefed.social 1 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

I feel like I haven't seen a post of theirs in a while.

[–] chocrates@piefed.world 3 points 19 hours ago

Mickey posted something yesterday

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Nah he just seems to be doing less horny posting lately

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 8 points 19 hours ago

Mickey hornyposting down, violet hornyposting up.

It's all connected MAAAN

every god damn time

[–] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 17 hours ago

The horny posting will continue until morale improves 😈

[–] architectonas@lemmy.world 13 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Sounds nice depending on the deodorant. What do you want them to smell of?

[–] violet08@lemmy.today 22 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

man musk

pits with deodorant are also unlickable

[–] architectonas@lemmy.world 12 points 22 hours ago

ah I see, you're a connoisseur

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 1 points 19 hours ago

Do you also floss your teeth with all the hair?

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 6 points 20 hours ago

It would seem that I am no longer the horniest Lemmy/Piefed user. It's a sad day for me.

[–] lasta@piefed.world 5 points 20 hours ago

Deodorant; the antivenom to the Fediverse’s own species of pit viper.

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 6 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

It ain't bad till in the middle of things... or the night, ya wind up somehow tasting it.

[–] remon@ani.social 1 points 19 hours ago

This is quickly turning into lemmy cringepost ...