Mfw I can spend an hour on the toilet ๐
Spending an hour shitting is bourgeoisie decadence
this post was submitted on 15 Mar 2026
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Spending an hour shitting is IBS
Not if it's on company time
"regular being 10 minutes" only if something is wrong, mammals pretty much universally poop in 12 seconds https://www.science.org/content/article/most-mammals-need-only-12-seconds-poop
Mammals also universally don't spend hours cooking their meals, we just do some things that way because we enjoy it.
No! Shit! Til Brooklyn! 
This is what settler colonialism looks like
The Poo'd Samaritan
Credit score to poop lmao
Of course the options are English/ Hebrew/ Russian.
But what about the Ukrainians, what if they need to shit? Is this a tankie website?
If there is an incoming Shahed drone you don't want your pants around your ankles when you die.
Saves valuable seconds during IDF semen extraction though
What if I want to be an environmental storytelling skeleton?
You don't want the drone to witness you like that.
Atomic Bomb (20 mins)
No Samson Option? 
This is a threat scale I can get behind.