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[–] ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 35 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Do you have a category F drivers' license for that absolute agricultural tractor of an ass?

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I didn't realize you needed a license to operate a tractor. I guess I broke the law all throughout highschool.

[–] CommissarVulpin@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You only need it if you drive it on a public road

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

You only need it if the cops don't like you in your town

[–] fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

“Road roller” has a nice ring to it

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wow there's a super hero for everything!

[–] bilouba@jlai.lu 2 points 1 month ago

Would not call him a hero 😅

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Where is this for? Because I have an US class F license and I have never driven an Agricultural tractor in my life.

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 3 points 1 month ago
[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Lucille Bluth should really be nicer to Shrek.

[–] humanobserver@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

That line would work on way more people than it should

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

As a man of business, I work in orifices.

You got any openings I can fill?

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

Content Delivery Laxatives

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

Are you a member of the Brotherhood of Locomotive Engineers and Trainmen?

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 3 points 1 month ago

THIGHS LIKE WHAT

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

https://youtu.be/qwAg4IMIb6w

🎶 My ass is a dump truck! My thighs are also dumbtrucks 🎶

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Brilliant.

Also, accurate. Skinny jeans are not made for thicc thighs.