this post was submitted on 14 Mar 2026
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[–] RickeySpanish@lemmus.org 28 points 2 days ago

Not common, most places don't want your feet on the couch

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's very common. There's a whole series of shows about it.

I think the show is fairly popular, there's lots of episodes, but I only ever watch the first 2 minutes or so.

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago

Just long enough to guess the climax.

Yes. If you are applying for the puppy girl position.

[–] HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No stranger than the old penis inspections in gym class

[–] kerrigan778@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 days ago

You've forgotten about the new genital inspections at gym classes.

[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

No way! The oral exam is what I’m familiar with

[–] notabot@piefed.social 5 points 2 days ago

I think that's only usual for entry level positions.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

who comes next will shock you.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 days ago

In this job market they only go after the most enthusiastic candidates

[–] scytale@piefed.zip 3 points 2 days ago

I waited for 5 seconds for the replies to load before I realized..

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Sounds pretty standard

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 days ago

For a job interview? Never. Performance review though...

[–] elephantium@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Not in my field. Why, what job were applying for?

[–] nyctre@piefed.social -5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Not surprised to hear about men being pigs. But now I'm curious about the kind of job that you were applying for. Doesn't really matter as there are assholes in every industry, but some seem to have more than others.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I realise Lemmy is notorious for missing satire, but holy shit dude.

[–] nyctre@piefed.social 4 points 2 days ago

Ah. Oh well xD whoosh I guess. I do take things too literally sometimes, thanks