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Kash Patel Confirms UFC Fighters Will Train FBI Agents This Week, Calling It A “Historic Opportunity” (deadline.com)
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[–] CrawlMarks@hexbear.net 6 points 8 hours ago

Send the fbi to dagastan and forget

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 42 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Krav MAGA

[–] GnastyGnuts@hexbear.net 8 points 10 hours ago

MMA has always been a very dumb sport, but it has increasingly veered from "dumb, but in a fun, maybe even endearing way at times" to "dumb, in an annoying and frustrating way that makes me not want anything to do with it."

The UFC MAGA event looks like it will be fucking lame for the most part too. Fuck this sport at this point. If I bother watching MMA anymore I'll probably just watch RIZIN since they at least put in some fucking effort with their events.

[–] poppy_apocalypse@hexbear.net 43 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Clown ass country. The US is a urinal someone shit in

[–] makotech222@hexbear.net 32 points 14 hours ago

'Everyone is 12' theory validated

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 10 points 12 hours ago

This is just a kickback for Trump's ufc benefactors, right? Pun not intended.

[–] DasRav@hexbear.net 4 points 10 hours ago

Break their fucking ankles!

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 27 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

What are we, a bunch of mid-2000's Mike Judge film characters?

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 10 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

1 degree from President Chamacho.

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 22 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Camacho sought out the smartest guy in the world and listened to him, then got impatient and mad, then publicly admitted when he was wrong

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 23 points 14 hours ago

We never had a president of that caliber

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 11 points 12 hours ago

In a better world Kash Patel would be the manager for a wrestling heel and he would be happy.

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 25 points 15 hours ago

You know, a lot of people didn't think a sentient pile of cocaine could lead the FBI but he sure proved us

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 23 points 15 hours ago

Boy those FBI agents aren't gonna like it when I fishhook them and gouge their eyes out

[–] PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 21 points 15 hours ago

wut

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 18 points 14 hours ago

Will FBI agents also have to wear skin tight vinyl underwear that says POUND THIS on the ass cheeks?

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 7 points 13 hours ago

I've always thought feds needed to be even more short tempered and toxic