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[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Meanwhile, men of culture:

But don't ask me what it stands for. :P

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

What some call "compression artifacts," I call "extra crunchy."

[–] Tja@programming.dev 30 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It's actually pronounced gay-peg, to balance out gif being pronounced jiff.

[–] ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think this is the best one here. Hey can you send me that document as a gaypeg? Thanks!

[–] EtherTide@aussie.zone 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

From JPEG.org, jpeg stands for Joint Photographic Experts Group. Ph = F, ergo JPEG = JFEG. I irrationally dislike jpeg, so I will now try to call it jfeg as some light fun. I think more people shoulda normalise calling common things silly alternate pronunciations that are still clearly recognisable as the original word, just to add the whimsy of getting to chuckle silently to yourself thinking "that's not how that's said!"

[–] Prove_your_argument@piefed.social 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Get jfegged out of here, you jif lover.

[–] EtherTide@aussie.zone 1 points 1 month ago

thankfully, I can still call it gif bc the creator of .gif says jif. I shiver at the thought of jif...

[–] Una@europe.pub 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago

You mean I can get two at the same time‽

[–] SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Have we learned nothing from the whole GIF pronunciation debate?!

It's pronounced "Jay-Fej".

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Have we learned nothing from the whole GIF pronunciation debate?!

No almost no one has bothered to.

They are like Jiraffes with their heads in the sand.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago

Oh boy. 😶🍿

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago

JPREG u mean >:(

I'm not putting up with that, I'm going to convert them all to pung files asap.

[–] Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] MrChewy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

jfag*

(can cancel me bitch, im gay myself! >:3)

(no but fr, sorry if this offends anyone <3)

[–] Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

You can't take pegging out of JPEGing!

[–] Wirlocke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago

I prefer to use the lossless format of PNG, pronounced as Ping.

The puck it is!

[–] Technotica@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

No! It's pronounced JPEG!

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago
[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Scuba is pronounced scuh-bah! Laser is pronounced Lass-eer!

[–] tpihkal@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Ah, that's why I don't understand.

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago
[–] heiligerbimbam@lemmy.wtf 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 6 points 1 month ago

Jandalf didn't light the beacons of Jondor so naturally the kinjdom of men must fall.

Jayfej. Get it right

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

There's also the lesser known file of MPEG

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago

That one's pronounced "Em Pregg"

[–] MrChewy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago
[–] mastertigurius@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Only if you're from the Philippines

[–] TheMinister@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

I wonder if JPEG is a kink option on J Date

[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago