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Beardy bois (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 80 points 3 months ago

We all know that’s mold, right?

[-] [email protected] 117 points 3 months ago

No, it's the christmas spirit

[-] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago

Makes you feel warm and fuzzy all over, just like the surface of them strawberries.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

You mean eating the strawberries makes you feel that way?

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

These in particular, it's that warm and fuzzy feeling you get before you projectile vomit everywhere. Didn't say it was necessarily a good thing, unless that's your bag.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Makes you feel all tingly inside

[-] [email protected] 35 points 3 months ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Tiny lil zz tops

[-] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago
[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Your mom was mold last night. Twice.

Yes I know that doesn't make any sense, shaddap! 😖😄

[-] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago

Can any of us really be said to know anything? Descartes said "I think, therefore I am". In this essay I will...

[-] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

THERE'S MOLD GROWING ON SANTAS FACE???

[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

Most of us.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Not gonna stop me from gelling them up and giving them sick hairdos

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

I would never infringe on your freedoms like that.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

So is blue cheese

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

No there is actually a real type of strawberry that looks like this

[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

They’re all yours, bud!

[-] [email protected] 36 points 3 months ago
[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

Moldy memes with christmas themes

[-] [email protected] 33 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Taste like strawberry, texture like candy floss. Put em in ur mouth

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Best of both worlds

[-] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago

Curious how the 🍓s retained their rigid conical form when they should've been mushy slimy goop at this point

[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

They look like they weren't quite ripe when put in the container. Probably contributed a bit to the longevity.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

Strawberry is one of my favorites and you're ruining it. Jesus. I will know no peace.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Those are some chad/stacy looking molds tho. Did they gymaxx?

[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Little Santas, sure.

Mall Santas, based on the smell.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

This is why you never want to eat strawberries after day 3

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

*until after

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

I love when they do this ^^

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Washing your fruits should make them last longer

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

It's to die for!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

They look like little blushing porcupines!

this post was submitted on 02 Dec 2023
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