Well that's a stupid fucking question for a citizenship test.
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I think that's what they're trying to highlight by asking him it
They don't want new citizens.
Oh yeah the only qualification for being a Britt is memorizing arbitrary information. That makes sense.
Can confirm: I am British and know more than my fair share of trivia
My friend was revising for his UK citizenship test back in 2012. I had a couple of goes on a mock test and I failed it both times. The questions were absurd and I'd bet most people wouldn't know about and were of no relevance to British culture.
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My partner, dad's partner, and so many colleagues at my job, wasted so many weeks cramming for this stupid, irrelevant test. If you add up all the people who have to take this, how many person hours have we wasted as a society, all to be forgotten anyway, because it's useless information.
We really need to get rid of this test, or at a minimum strip it down and make it about how to vote and access public services. But even then, if someone wants to learn that, they will of their own accord and in their own time anyway.
I've passed the test in 2021. To be fair, there are some interesting and relevant topics, such as anything concerning the government structure: elections, judiciary system, Parliament, ... Other questions such as the number of volunteers in the National Trust or the London Eye height are completely pointless.
"What's the height of the London eye" is a citizenship question on the level of "what have I got in my pocket"
Is this thing on?
- Mike Tapp
I failed four. Doubt even people living Northern ireland know how many members their parliament has.
Most of the time it's zero.
I've spent a total of two weeks in the UK (not counting layovers) and I got 88%
I don't say this to brag, just to illustrate that the test MIGHT not be quite fit for purpose 😄
I'm still going to have to take over your citizenship, though, them's the rules 🤷🏻
I'll handover my citizenship if you can pass British Isles test:
- Brown condiment that goes on toast
- Popular Irish Beverage
- Welsh actor that lives in the US
- Scottish comedian with thoughts about the Queen's Vagina
- Ambiguously Gay Duo
- Mixes well with milk but only in the UK
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- Marmite!
- This has to be Guiness
- I had to look Rhys up but I don't know his work. I went with Michael Sheen, who I do adore. Dang it.
- This has to be Frankie Boyle.
- …Michael Sheen and David Tennant? Please be what you were going for, I'm straight, but I love those two together!
- Tea! .... Ribena? (I know it's not Ribena). I think Nestle makes a banana powder for milk? We have chocolate and strawberry in the US
I probably failed. :( but it was fun. I'm a huge panelshow fan, so anything I got might be blamed on that :)
Forgive me if my reply is annoying, as a USian, I like hanging out in spaces like this, but I try to be respectful. But I had to reply to this one :)
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- HP Sauce (Marmite is a brown condiment that goes in the bin . Why, yes, Marmite is a bit "Marmite".)
- Vodka & Red Bull. At least that was what was being served at every house party last time I was in Dublin.
- Catherine Zeta-Jones
- His Majesty the Francis of Boyle
- Thems two wor were on Byker Grove, like, mahn
- Chocolate Hobnobs
You have been promoted to Lord Executor
- Marmite
- Guinness or whisky
- Matthew Rhys?
- Frankie Boyle, probably
- Ant and Dec? 🤷🏻
- Gin? 😛 Because people like milk in their tea elsewhere too
5 / 6, you live but barely
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I got 100% and I don't even live there
Why do you know the height of the London Eye. Are you a Russian agent?
It's about eye-level.
Anyway the test is multiple choice, so maybe if you know it's about 100m that's good enough?
The test is ridiculous, it asked a load of history that I wouldn't expect normal people to know, Brits or otherwise.
A true Brit would estimate the height in double decker buses, of course. They missed a trick there.
Here's one that helps people revise, lets see how we do
https://lifeintheuktestweb.co.uk/british-citizenship-test-practice-questions-12/
I got 71% and I'm nativo
20/24 (83%), native Briton.
Some of those questions are stupid though, on terms of day to day knowledge on Britain.
If it was actually going to be useful, it would include things about:
- Letting someone go in front of you in the shop queue if they've only got a few things and you've got a basket full.
- Which football teams are "scum" according to supporters of other football teams
- Which one of PJ & Duncan is PJ and which one is Duncan? (Also known as Ant and Dec)
- How to apologise for things, even even they're not your fault
- Why Piers Morgan is a twat
- What things you can have a "cheeky" one of i.e. pints, Greggses, sausage rolls, Nandoses, and girls (if you're MP Lembit Opik).
How long do you wait before beeping the horn if you're behind a car at the traffic lights and they turn green is another potential one
I beeped a guy when on holiday in USA once, after a truck didn't set off for a few seconds. The guy stuck a middle finger out of his window and floored it with a great wheel spin.
Not sure if I broke the rule by beeping too early, or the American rule is that you always flip off the guy behind you.
You did the New York Second
I'm English It was like 3 seconds!
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I got 21 of 24. The NI Assembly question threw me for an absolute loop.
I got 46%, and I'm a native Finn
67% for me, looks like I'm getting kicked out
23 of 24, my knowledge of NI politics sadly lacking
my knowledge of NI politics sadly lacking
Nao nao nao! March march march!
Something like that probably. 😉
Yeah I got 71% too, which is a fail so I guess I am no longer British. Born and raised here btw! What a stupid, racist test, plenty of the questions aren't even objectively factual but subjective or flatout lies spread by the government too.
edit: did a second test and still failed with 67%
83% as a Canadian. Such a weird mix of questions. Maybe 4-5 that actually dealt with civics and governance.
12 of 24 as an American
83%. I've never set foot in the country in my life.
Also, the height of the that wheel is irrelevant, since it hasn't been the tallest in the world in decades! 
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I had a friend go through this a while back, I swear the arbitrary information they were being asked to remember lol I got 83% in the one posted here, Wouldn't know about NI ministers and one questions I didn't realise needed two answers....Yes I wasn't giving it my 100% attention lol
92%. Canadian.
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