i hate to say it, but just like capitalist santa, acab santa isn't real
I can't believe Kyle Gass from Tenacious D went to prison just to stab Chauvin
this post was submitted on 02 Dec 2023
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This is not the greatest Kyle in the world. This is just a tribute.
That’s the smiling face of a man who does regular cock push-ups
Using reverse-image search tools I was able to determine the photo actually shows John ‘Shelby’ Amos II, a 71-year-old man who passed away this week in Georgia. Amos was a longtime member of the Aflac insurance company board of directors, according to an obituary published on the website of WTVM in Georgia. And Amos had absolutely nothing to do with Chauvin being stabbed.
Damn lmao
TYFYS 
God I hope this gives some cop somewhere some hesitation before fucking with someone
How to send this money to this guy's commissary account:
Name: John Turscak
Register Number: 14098-074
Age: 52
Race: White
Sex: Male
Release Date: 06/03/26
Location: USP Tucson
Follow the instructions at this link:
https://www.bop.gov/inmates/communications.jsp#wu
A polite recommendation is to provide him with a sum of money which ends in 22 cents.
Why ending in 22 cents?
Inmate charged with stabbing George Floyd killer Derek Chauvin 22 times
The symbolism might be lost on him if it's one donation (although he seems clued up on this stuff and prisoners, famously, have plenty of time on their hands to think) but if he gets multiple donations from strangers that end in 22 cents he's gonna get the message loud and clear.
$13.12 might also be a good one.
First thing Monday, after I get my bank account out of the red I'm sending him a few bucks
Is this anti-chauvinist action?
Holy hell!
Hey Trump if you are out there. Promise to pardon this guy and you'll win the election.
The thin shiv line
So you're telling me a single, solitary, septuagenarian simpleton shivved Chauvin?
Salute
Turscak, serving a 30-year sentence for crimes committed while a member of the Mexican Mafia gang, told investigators he thought about attacking Chauvin for about a month because the former officer, convicted of murdering George Floyd, is a high-profile inmate, prosecutors said. Turscak later denied wanting to kill Chauvin, prosecutors said.
Turscak is accused of attacking Chauvin with an improvised knife in the prison's law library around 12:30 p.m. on Nov. 24, the day after Thanksgiving. The Bureau of Prisons said employees stopped the attack and performed "life-saving measures." Chauvin was taken to a hospital for treatment.
Turscak told FBI agents interviewing him after the assault that he attacked Chauvin on Black Friday as a symbolic connection to the Black Lives Matter movement, which garnered widespread support in the wake of Floyd's death, and the "Black Hand" symbol associated with the Mexican Mafia, prosecutors said.
Turscak
Mexican Mafia
Bald
OH MY GOD HE'S THE GOOD LOUIS CK
Assigned Chauvin-stabber At Birth
Cool guy.
Praxis
Too bad he couldn’t have gotten Kissinger too for good measure- now nobody can 😔
my goat
Death to America
Respect our troops
I'M SO SORRY IT WAS FAKE NEWS
the legendary good cracker
Oh did Rob Reiner stop being a lib?
Chaotic good.
Mexican Mafia has white guy santa?!
Not all heroes wear capes.