I was looking for a sausage maker. I think I'll give this one a miss.
Expected shit in this shitpost, but got sausage.
this post was submitted on 08 Mar 2026
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Sausage is just pre-shit.
Humans are just varying stages of a shit sausage.
not true.
sometimes i'm also a garlic sausage
In Swedish, the word for a single piece of poo is "bajskorv" (literally translated: "poo sausage").
Someone at IKEA is taking notes
Looks pretty uncomfortable to me, but at least it has a flared base. The internet has been very clear on that being important.
Wouldn't recommend raw ground meat being put into your rectum. Lots of varying degrees of bacteria in there.
what about someone else's poop?
That can actually improve your health, if the donor has better gut bacteria than you. So I'd be all in favour of that!
Weirdly, that's healthier and more acceptable.
It's so unintuitive
it's gotta be healthy poop, but yeah that should be okay
H–How???
They boiled an ocean to translate that.
Well my eyes are also boiling...
Is a "sausage enema" an enema given to a sausage or a meat enema given to a human?
only one way to find out but i'll wait outside the splash zone
Gallagher got weird in his old age.
I wonder what sound that makes coming out
After Birthian
so, do you want a meat grinder that goes straight into the sassage casing thingy? I have one of those that i'm never going to use because it looks like hell to clean (it was a well-meaning gift), but like if you're up to cleaning it i'd love for it to go to a good home
It is 2026, LLMs can easily translate even complicated contexts... and we still get this garbage.