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The fact that the pole is all rusted and barely attached to the base really seals the deal on that one
It's called patina ๐.
Lol, this is obviously a crude DIY job. No tie-downs anywhere -- you hit 55mph and they are just gonna fly right off
I'm confused if this was even meant to be towed. Does it have wheels?
Now that's a pole for a Festivus parade.
๐ Is this the grand finale float?
NO. Festivus poles are aluminum. Very high strength-to-weight ratio.
How to fuck up the rear suspension on your car in 3 easy steps!
It's not the suspension that would be the failure point here, it's the tow hitch.
Or 3 hard booty drops
Whoever built this has no concept of leverage.
I'm already putting my pasties on in expectation.
The state of the economy in Ontario.
Does it come with a stripper??
Probably not the kind you're going to want to see.
But the kind you want to drive around for everyone to see it
It comes with paint stripper...
Witch burning pole on the day stripper pole on the night ... Double function double price ...
I have so many questions
Why does this read like someone pulled three nouns out of a hat and went with it?
this post was submitted on 01 Dec 2023
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