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[-] [email protected] 40 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

The fact that the pole is all rusted and barely attached to the base really seals the deal on that one

[-] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago

It's called patina ๐Ÿ˜’.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

Lol, this is obviously a crude DIY job. No tie-downs anywhere -- you hit 55mph and they are just gonna fly right off

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I'm confused if this was even meant to be towed. Does it have wheels?

[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

Now that's a pole for a Festivus parade.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

๐Ÿ˜‚ Is this the grand finale float?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

NO. Festivus poles are aluminum. Very high strength-to-weight ratio.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

How to fuck up the rear suspension on your car in 3 easy steps!

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

It's not the suspension that would be the failure point here, it's the tow hitch.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Or 3 hard booty drops

[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Whoever built this has no concept of leverage.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

The state of the economy in Ontario.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

I'm already putting my pasties on in expectation.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Does it come with a stripper??

[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

Probably not the kind you're going to want to see.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

But the kind you want to drive around for everyone to see it

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

It comes with paint stripper...

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Witch burning pole on the day stripper pole on the night ... Double function double price ...

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I have so many questions

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Why does this read like someone pulled three nouns out of a hat and went with it?

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