Yeah, fuck that, I'm flying around doing crazy shit in dreams I control. Unless I get paid hourly.

Who needs to work 10 hours a day when you can work 24? Company owners are going to be so turned on by these news.

I just solved a coding problem this morning that I couldn’t last night because I RESTED MY BRAIN. I’m not making this up. This just happened.

It's made by the same person as neuralink. It will never be commercialised.

If I can work while I sleep and then not go to my day job.......

Anyone who does this when they're stressed out knows how awful it is to be stuck thinking about a work problem over and over again and never feeling truly rested.

Often I do not wake up having solved the problem, I simply wake up feeling like the problem is hopeless because I've been obsessing over it instead of resting and never solving it

Employers: "Software Engineers are too expensive."

Also employers: "Why is our stuff not working?"

Getting beefbrain so my boss makes a couple extra bucks.

Great, now I'll get sexual harassment charges even when I'm sleeping.

I'm not sleeping in. It's OT.

I swear, if I have to start doing work in my sleep, I'm gonna commit a genocide.

This is both draconian and absolutely retarded. Reeks of a venture capitalist who doesn’t know anything about basic biology, psychology, or technology. The lucid dreaming state is not one of intense cognitive performance and reasoning, and even if you were able to do that heavy of a workload while “asleep”, your brain wouldn’t actually be getting any sleep. When you “wake up” you would be absolutely mentally exhausted and have to go back to actual sleep.

Jokes on you, corpo. I'll sing the Song of Cthulhu and bring his day of madness ever closer.

One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that sleep mask. What dreams of chronic and sustained productivity?

Those fuckers are trying to make the Matrix a reality.

That's some LinkedIn lunacy, for sure. Hard pass.

Relax guys, it's just another scam start up to steal money from dumbass investors. It'll never reach a prototype.

That sounds literally impossible

Even your dreams are now corporate IP.

I already code in my sleep. I wake up sometimes and have code concepts ready to go. It's kinda wild.

And here I've been spending just 2/3 of my life in productive wage earning hours like a moron

smells like stinky stinky bullshit

In a world with a solid support structure like universal basic income, where people would never be forced to sleepwork to survive, this could be quite cool. There could be some amazing artist/engineer collabs done.

I can give a 1 better. Ive developed a technique to write code while drunk.

What you mean to say is you are developing a nervegear and we are closer to SAO than ever

I always wanted an Inception dream machine. What if you taught yourself a skill while in there and brought it out to the real world? I hope that one day those machines exist.