[-] Vladkar@lemmy.world 42 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

"For reasons we can't explain, we are losing her. We don't know why. She has lost the will to live."

— ChatGPT Medical Droid

[-] Vladkar@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

Seriously, I went to Kohl's yesterday and got two pairs of jeans, two shirts, and a pack of socks. The total was over $200 USD, and that includes sales.

I ended up returning the jeans and socks. If I were a fish I wouldn't have legs anyway.

[-] Vladkar@lemmy.world 38 points 1 month ago

Turkey? Dude, his name's Laserbeak.

[-] Vladkar@lemmy.world 51 points 1 month ago

You and your lizard are awesome. He looks like a little alien—I'm glad E.T. found home.

[-] Vladkar@lemmy.world 142 points 1 month ago

During COVID, I went a bit mad and got really into collecting Transformers action figures. I'm still not entirely sure why. One day I just bought one on a whim, and before I knew it my closet was full of unopened, mint condition toy robots.

Anyway, Christmas rolls around and I see a flyer for a local toy drive. A sudden compulsion hit me, so I loaded up my entire stash and donated the lot. Just like that, the spell was broken. Not even Soundwave was spared.

To this day, nobody in my life knows that I spent thousands of dollars on plastic crack, only to foist my addiction on some poor, unsuspecting kids. I like to imagine the War for Cybertron rages on in their hearts.

[-] Vladkar@lemmy.world 45 points 6 months ago

Destroys the scurvy

[-] Vladkar@lemmy.world 57 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

LinkedIn reminds me of that scene in Men in Black where they discover a weird little society living inside a locker. But instead of a locker, it's a job board.

[-] Vladkar@lemmy.world 74 points 7 months ago

Tbh, going outside to reconnect with nature sounds like a great idea for both kids and adults. Instead of investing in office nap pods and pizza parties, companies should start building jungle gyms and bring back recess.

[-] Vladkar@lemmy.world 54 points 9 months ago

I doubt whatever he did could possibly be worse than wasting so much coloured ink

[-] Vladkar@lemmy.world 49 points 10 months ago

Their source is a reporter at Giant Bomb? GameSpot and Giant Bomb are owned by the same company.

Don't get me wrong, I don't have much faith in this remake, but citing the opinion of a guy who works for your sister company doesn't seem like proper journalism.

[-] Vladkar@lemmy.world 77 points 1 year ago

Um, ackshually, Tolkien makes no distinction between orcs and goblins, and Uruk-hai just means "Orc-folk" in Black Speech.

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You can just plop a bed down wherever and sleep through the night in peace. Apparently this has been the case for over a decade, and all those temporary shelters I made were completely unnecessary.

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