Dead. I'm laying on my left side.

I'm laying on my side in bed, so.... I guess I jump two feet in the air, fall, make a big sound, probally bounce off and break some stuff and then have back problems all day.

I'd be shitting in the neighbor's toilet. It would probably be hard to explain why I'm in their apartment in my underwear.

I have a bag of Skippy Peanut Butter Balls lodged in my ass. If I move they won't be there any more ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I'd be on the floor. Which is a problem because I have a broken ankle/leg and can't put weight on it for another week.

I'm dead.

I'm now swimming in a icy river, with a small ferry passing by next to me. Yay!

I am now out of my cozy and comfy bed and on the floor while hitting my head on my lamp :(

I am now inside my desk. I die a slow and painful death.

I now have to crawl back onto my couch. And I'm cold now too.

Inside my coat closet...not the first time I'll struggle getting out of one

A painful and likely explosive death

I'd be in a wall, and 2 objects occupying the same space would like result and a violent resettling of local physics as particles push each other out of the way

I've clipped into a pool table.

I just took my evening shit on the floor of my bathroom, which is unfortunate.

I am in my cat's litter box

I'm on the bathroom floor with my pants around my ankles

I'm in a sitting position, one foot beyond my desk, with my feet about 10 inches off the ground, and my butt is about 16 inches off the ground. I fall on my ass comedically, amidst loud cursing.

My head is now clipping through a cardboard box full of stuff. I assume that wouldn't be very survivable.

I fall to the floor and possibly hit my head on a table on the way down.

I am impaled by the edge of the couch.

sitting on my friend's legs rather than comfortably next to him on the couch

minimum 10 foot fall into the cold mud with my pants down. Please don't.

I'd be literally just standing in the middle of my balcony instead of on the side. Not bad.

I fall off the couch.

I'm now shitting in the tub and about to fall right into it.

It depends on whether I displace the wall, or the wall displaces me.

I would assume I’m dead since there is a workout machine made of steel next to me.

I'm clipping through the hairdresser right now, send help

I shit in the sink.

I'm now on my husband's lap as he driving us 70 mph on the highway.

That seems highly unsafe.

I am now sitting on the left side of my bed instead of the right one.

I’m now peeing on the floor in the hallway