A copy of the game Pseudoregalia.

Which seems like a cool game and all but it was gotten immediately after the same person sent me fetish art of its main character I really didn't like. So it didn't feel right.

Wow, deeply ironic that giphy took this gif down

Consider that the earth is ~12700 km in diameter

If I were the one, I'd celebrate 2/28 evening and 3/1 morning

Deveining is a part of preparation

I somehow suspect anon isn't the incel in this story

And I underdress (slightly! not that extreme!) for the weather because I've got enough body fat that it's more comfortable that way

The essay presented here literally says "god wouldn't it be cool if people on the internet were good people" and you're lambasting the guy for having that opinion?

I work for a company that has specifically stated it will never do that and has stuck to those guns for 50+ years

Both of these statements are true and should be evaluated separately.

centuries of propaganda

Some people might assume that writing a word in a German style means you're comparing the subject matter to Nazis in some way, I guess? That's the best I've got