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๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ต -- Israel PM Netanyahu:

"Lemmygrad has nukes but they don't say 'Death to America'. Hexbear is 50 lemmygrads".

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[โ€“] dead@hexbear.net 21 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Zionists would pronounce it as kHexbear.

[โ€“] dragongloss@hexbear.net 16 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Now announcing X-bear the everything app! agony-limitless

What if it was Exbear and it was just for the twinks who shed their dad bods?

[โ€“] iByteABit@hexbear.net 13 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

There's no H in Arabic how do you say Hexbear settler

[โ€“] RedNajm@hexbear.net 7 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

ุญู‚ุณ ุจูŠุฑ

(7aqs beer)

[โ€“] joemars@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Idk if there is a joke going over my head here but there absolutely is an H

[โ€“] casskaydee@hexbear.net 8 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

It's a common zio racist talking point that Palestinians "can't even pronounce Palestine" because its actual name is pronounced more like Falastin and "Palestine" is an anglicization of a Latin bastardization of it.

[โ€“] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 26 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (2 children)

including or not including Deprogram fans? stalin-gun-1

[โ€“] chloroken@lemmy.ml 4 points 8 hours ago

Deprogram is the only Lemmy community I'm banned from. It's actually shocking how they ban a socialist before .world does.

[โ€“] sangeteria@lemmy.ml 25 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

Deprogram fans are the Charlie Kirk of ML online spaces.

I don't need my metaphors to make sense, we're in the era of postmodernism

[โ€“] Sulvy@hexbear.net 4 points 11 hours ago

Iโ€™ve always wondered why I get such bad vibes on their subreddit compared to other socialist subs

[โ€“] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 14 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

that's a cia-funded analogy if i ever saw one

[โ€“] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 14 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

The abstract expressionism of analogies one might say.

[โ€“] Thordros@hexbear.net 8 points 15 hours ago

This is the Juche of Liberation Theology, if you know what I'm saying. soviet-playful

[โ€“] 9to5@hexbear.net 18 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I have been enriching uranium since I joined Hexbear.

[โ€“] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 17 points 16 hours ago

enriched mycranium
Newclear and ready to strike

[โ€“] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 17 points 16 hours ago (3 children)
[โ€“] Mindfury@hexbear.net 3 points 11 hours ago

in the next 5 minutes?

while my children play?

[โ€“] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 13 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Thordros@hexbear.net 7 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Nobody is gonna say 'nice'. We've elevated our shitposting to a higher tier of irony. Therefore:

SAD!

higher tier of irony

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[โ€“] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 11 points 16 hours ago

I wish they had nukes

Because they would share them

I could use a nuke or two

Make my neighbor finally do something about that dead tree that's going to fall down on either his house or mine

[โ€“] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 6 points 14 hours ago

Finally, math I can understand.

[โ€“] deforestgump@hexbear.net 6 points 15 hours ago