this post was submitted on 03 Mar 2026
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[–] LadyCajAsca@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

"2-3x in returns!"

"Huge demand for it!"

"New launchers entering the launch phase!"

Come on down to Dubai's Water front, they'll explode..! In business of course, the business boom.. yeah yeah.

[–] eldavi@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

i hope it's a prediction that becomes true lol

[–] merdaverse@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 month ago

Wow, they really got that right!

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Imagine being the person writing this ad campaign and you finish it and are like, aw yea, that's an ad campaign right there. Money in the bank. Submit! and then the next day the U.S. starts this shit

[–] DogThatWentGorp@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

I'd simply buy lotto tickets.

[–] Trying2KnowMyself@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

That’s just the first step, you need to clear out everything that’s there now for your future gainz.

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

kalshi refuses to pay out bets on "exploding" dubai waterfronts due to confusion of terms

[–] thefunkycomitatus@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

Dubai is really blowing up right now. So many opportunities on the ground floor. Something new launching everyday.

[–] Yuritopiaposadism@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

I will buy it for a dollar.