this post was submitted on 03 Mar 2026
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[–] LadyCajAsca@hexbear.net 16 points 3 days ago

"2-3x in returns!"

"Huge demand for it!"

"New launchers entering the launch phase!"

Come on down to Dubai's Water front, they'll explode..! In business of course, the business boom.. yeah yeah.

[–] merdaverse@lemmy.zip 11 points 3 days ago

Wow, they really got that right!

[–] eldavi@lemmy.ml 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

i hope it's a prediction that becomes true lol

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Imagine being the person writing this ad campaign and you finish it and are like, aw yea, that's an ad campaign right there. Money in the bank. Submit! and then the next day the U.S. starts this shit

[–] DogThatWentGorp@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago

I'd simply buy lotto tickets.

[–] Trying2KnowMyself@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago

That’s just the first step, you need to clear out everything that’s there now for your future gainz.

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago

kalshi refuses to pay out bets on "exploding" dubai waterfronts due to confusion of terms

[–] thefunkycomitatus@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago

Dubai is really blowing up right now. So many opportunities on the ground floor. Something new launching everyday.

[–] Yuritopiaposadism@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago

I will buy it for a dollar.