"Tits or ass?"
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First one, then the other, the order is really superficial
Date a contortionist, order is not a concern.
Such an annoying response. Personality is not on the menu. You get tits or you get ass, make your choice.
It’s like playing a game of fuck/marry/kill with a list of celebrities and someone says “well obviously I’m going to marry my wife Charlene”. That’s not the damn game!
Yeah, you pick kill for your wife like the baby boomers taught us
Well, some of us have no tiddies either, so we'll have to find some common, inclusice ground. Anyoune got a problem with ass being the answer?
All tiddies are awesome, don't discount what you've got.
Truer words have never been spoken
If you're a big fat man, I'm a tiddy fan and I'd love to see yours too.
No word of a lie, I love a small chested woman.
It's sort of like the "pick 2" option. Maybe only 1, but that's fine, too.
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Fr. Is anyone attracted to a personality that has no middle ground when it comes to mood? Every emotion is cranked to 11? And not just when they're happy?
I'm no sweet dream, but I'm a helluva night.
Yeah that def goes both ways. everybody needs some middle ground
No tits or ass in the world is gonna compensate for bad personality but a good personality cwn compensate for even no ass or tits
No, I prefer personality, you having personality disorder just makes you even better even hotter and more beautiful.
Yeah it's really hot when someone distrusts you no matter how many ways you help them find to get out safely if things were to go wrong. It's so beautiful when someone can't shower for a month because there was a spider in there once and the shower still isn't clean and they smell worse than rotten milk.
Please don't fetishize mental disability.
You literally described a lot of what my partner deals with every day. We've been married for over 8 years and they still feel uncertainty that I will leave them, or they'll go weeks without showering because that requires too many spoons and they're insomniac and haven't slept in 5 days and just eating a teacup amount of food when I make dinner for us.
Doesn't mean I don't love them any less. Can it be frustrating? Of course. Can it be annoying? Of course. But I married this person because I love the person, disabilities and all.
It's not fetishizing anything. Their disabilities make them 1 of 1. I married an incredibly unique individual and I love them wholeheartedly. And all the positives I get out of the relationship greatly outweigh the negative quirks.
edit: I mistook you for evil kitty
My keyboard psychologist also says that person has some kind of codependency issues... but if they're truly happy, all's good and I wish them well.
Love how you not only assumed the reasons I love my partner but also misgendered them at the same time.
Maybe you should sit down and think about how you view others before judging them.
Sorry for the misgendering, I don't know how I messed that up.
I thought I was paraphrasing what you said. So if you still have the patience to help me out, could you explain how the things I said were wrong?
They're autistic. Their disabilities are them. They literally make them who they are as a human. All the negatives and all the positives and all the difficulties and everything, they are who they are because of it. And I love them as a person, not despite or thanks to anything. I'm ADHD with a couple other neurospicy crap and I struggle with a lot of things. One of them is misinterpreting language on top of being dyslexic. They sometimes need to repeat or rephrase something they're telling me multiple times (and I can see they're becoming annoyed) because my brain just won't process the words correctly. But when it clicks not only do I understand but they feel proud they found the right words for me.
Mental disorders are literally part of the person. They make the person that I/You love.
I’m ADHD with a couple other neurospicy crap and I struggle with a lot of things. One of them is misinterpreting language on top of being dyslexic.
Ah, maybe that's what happened then. Or maybe I suck at writing. What I tried to say was:
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I now understand that you love them as a person.
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I am happy that you love them as a person.
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Your first comment made it sound like you wouldn't love them as a person.
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Your first comment made it sound like you would love them thanks to their disability.
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Loving someone thanks to their disability is gross.
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I was right to write my first comment the way I did because your first comment made you sound gross.
I'm glad to agree wholeheartedly with you, and I apologise for the confusion and distress. I am also autistic, but that's no excuse for me writing unclearly or misgendering. Thank you for being patient with me.
What happened is you replied to Pheonixdog as if they were the person you were originally talking to named Una, which made it seem like assumption was happening, when it was just confusion.
You replied "your comment makes it look like you love them thanks to their disabilities" to Pheonix, but it was Una's comment.
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fuck
I can fix her.
umm this is still a Wendy's, can i take your order?
I personally would consider psychological disorders or mental illnesses to be completely different to a personality disorder, but that's not a common stance to have. Regardless, i hear you.
This is what a personality disorder is. It includes stuff like paranoia, schizophrenia, depression, and bipolar disorder.
Read my comment again.
It's a rather silly comment. Experts get to decide how these things are defined. It would be like me saying "Personally, I consider a tree to be a type of rock, but I realize that isn't a common stance to have."
Sure, but perhaps if you didn't just search and then copypaste a link that agreed with you, purely in an attempt at being an argumentative ass, you would see that many experts are in disagreement about the categorization of mental illnesses.
It's almost like i knew this when i made my original comment... 🤔
Also: petrified wood. LOL
Don't kink shame them /s
You'll grow out of it
Only when my age overflows
Yeah it's really hot when someone distrusts you no matter how many ways you help them find to get out safely if things were to go wrong. It's so beautiful when someone can't shower for a month because there was a spider in there once and the shower still isn't clean and they smell worse than rotten milk.
Please don't fetishize mental disability.
I've made this mistake before, I'm going to stick with personality and tits, with the latter being far more optional.
Way ahead of you.
Tits or destiny?
Read this in the Soul Calibur narrator's voice.
It's meant to be Jack Black's voice
Well, I'm not a huge fan of shooters anymore so I'll go with tits or Vintage Story