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I saw a similar thing once it was glorious (piefed.cdn.blahaj.zone)
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[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 6 hours ago (3 children)

A few years ago, i was working in an entertainment company. One of the audio guys was called 'Racist Dave,' like he would introduce himself as such to clients.

One day, he heard a coworker talking to his kid on the phone in Spanish. This was in LA, so that's obviously completely unheard of. Dave decided to go on a 10 minute rant about how we're in MURIKKKA AND WE ALL GOTTA SPEAK MURIKKKAN! I took offense to this, and so whenever he'd go out to the taco truck at lunch, I'd follow him and loudly ask him what the "MURRIKKKAN" word for "burrito" or "taco" was. If also all him to kindly use the "MURIKKKAN" names for all the cities we were operating in: "it's not 'Los Angeles,' it's The Angels, Dave! It's not 'San Diego,' it's Whales Vagina, DAVE!"

He quit ordering from the taco truck after two days.

Fuck you, Dave.

[–] TwigletSparkle@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 hours ago

You found real life Bigoted Bill

https://youtu.be/0_7WwPkqqvA

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 hours ago

Truck driver: "Aw man, now I won't get any more money from the spit burrito guy."

[–] Madzielle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 4 hours ago

This kind of energy is what I live for, hell yeah, fuck you dave

[–] mystrawberrymind@piefed.ca 17 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Goddamn that’s so satisfying😂 Also - way too many people say things out loud thinking others around them can’t understand (sometimes in English, wtf), but yeah… we understand you and you sound like an asshole!

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 86 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

Without the censorship

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

One person didin't like it 🤷

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago

The real hero.

[–] Klear@quokk.au 27 points 10 hours ago

Fuck yeah!

[–] AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social 54 points 13 hours ago (7 children)

Why are burgerlanders so offended/afraid of people not speaking the only language they know?

[–] BananaIsABerry@lemmy.zip 1 points 19 minutes ago

Racism is definitely one reason, but you have to also put into perspective how big the united states is and what it's like to be around almost exclusively people speaking your language.

A quick Google (I'm not verifying the source I don't care that much) says 75% of the US speaks English as their primary language. If you removed the Spanish speakers, it would be over 90%.

Imagine if every country around you only spoke one language, that's sort of what it's like with the states. You're much less likely to get people from nearby areas who just speak a different language, and so these people aren't used to hearing it. We just aren't close to a diverse set of languages.

That said, there's no reason for them to have this strange paranoia that they're being made fun of in another language (they probably are, since they're losers, to be fair). Nor does it make sense for them to react with such xenophobia.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

The fear that its them that being spoken about that can only exist in some sad little monkey who thinks the world revolves around them.

[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 12 points 6 hours ago

Poor emotional regulation.

Someone speaking another language makes them afraid (maybe they're talking about me) or feel bad (I only know one language am I stupid?). Getting angry at the other person is easier on the ego than healthier options.

[–] mokokunai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

I'm in an LGBTQIA+ oriented community in Discord and have been there for the better part of 3+ months. EVEN IN THERE where we're all pretty tolerant and cool with each others identities, there's a couple of people like this. Sometimes in voice chat it gets a bit heated with the whole "Illegal immigrants thing". One of the member's main arguments or points of sentiment is the "they can't even speak OUR language" and I'm always like "buddy, please... there are so many reasons why x person can't speak y language; that doesn't mean anything".

If you call them out like that person in the post OP sometimes it kinda clicks that there is another person just like them in the other side of the 'evil language' and it disarms them a bit (like a slap in the face). Idk I'm new to all of this I used to be the mate to always turn the blindside to any and every political/social discourse I'm trying lmao

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

Never assume that just because somebody is a member of a minority they're not prejudiced assholes.

It's exactly because we're all humans that assholes are equally distributed across all groups defined by things other than behavior and political beliefs - no such group is inherently composed of better or worse individuals than other groups.

People in groups being oppressed are less likely to behave as assholes simply because the assholes in those groups fear reprisals far more than the assholes in the dominant groups and in my experience plenty of people who behave meekly because of being part of an oppressed group will start behaving as assholes if given power and immunity to reprisals.

[–] mokokunai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

That's awesome. Thank you. I've seen a bit of that throughout all my life, feeling like I don't belong in any subculture cause of something of this sort. It's always something, I don't want to get to the conclusion that life sucks and everyone sucks that's kind of edgy but a % of that is so true no matter the subculture haha. I just have to do my own thing i guess

I appreciate that btw<3

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

For avoidance of doubt my point is in no way a criticism of mankind:

  • A % are always assholes.
  • Also a % are always genuinely good people.
  • The bulk of people are in the middle and kinda go with the cultural zeitgeist.

As far as I can tell, there are no more of the first kind than the second, though it's my impression that the third kind, in the middle, are at times in average more pro-social or more anti-social depending on the predominant culture of a place and time.

In the current Greed Is Good environment dominant in the West I would say that the bulk of people who aren't internally driven towards being a good person or being a selfish asshole tend toward "What's in it for me" anti-social behavior if only because that attracts more rewards and less social pushback, though as I said and in my experience of living in a couple of countries, local culture also has a big say in that.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 0 points 3 hours ago

there is another person just like them in the other side of the 'evil language'

Just watched a clip about it lmao https://youtu.be/RTB8dMqGm3U?t=2m2s

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 28 points 12 hours ago

It’s racism.

[–] ajmaxwell@lemmy.world 47 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Because they usually talk shit toward people who don't speak English, so they assume everyone around them speaking a different language is doing the same.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 hours ago

Aka projection.

[–] AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social 11 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

For the country that invented the "american exceptionalism" that's some big insecurity issue right there, huh?

[–] proudblond@lemmy.world 18 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

We invented it to cover up our massive inferiority complex, clearly. American exceptionalism is the balls hanging from the hitch of our pickup truck of a country.

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 3 points 7 hours ago

That and excusing genocide

[–] fizzle@quokk.au 7 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

For an unremarkable and mediocre person, english might be the only skill they have which allows them to feel superior to others. They're pretty desperate to make everyone else aware of that at every opportunity.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 hours ago

Imagine being uppity about something you don't even remember doing.