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Melania Trump presides over UN Security Council as US attacks Iran (www.usatoday.com)
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[–] smeg@infosec.pub 38 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

So Russia gets 2 seats?

[–] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

That's why the Russian eagle has two heads.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 97 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

In Rome, Caligula made his horse a senator. In America, this happened.

[–] UnspecificGravity@piefed.social 38 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

I'll take the horse.

[–] sol6_vi@lemmy.makearmy.io 9 points 5 hours ago

With blackjack! And hookers!

[–] waterSticksToMyBalls@lemmy.world 12 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Horse? I thought you said whores

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Fine. Then I'll take the whores.

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 14 points 7 hours ago

Made his whore a senator?

[–] BillCheddar@lemmy.world 45 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Her only qualification for this is what, catching loads from a child-raping traitor?

[–] LMurch@thelemmy.club 31 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

"Doing jobs Americans won't."

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 7 points 6 hours ago

doing

Performing.

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

She might have taken loads from other UN dignitaries or the leaders of their countries as well.

[–] tidderuuf@lemmy.world 53 points 8 hours ago (4 children)

Elephant in the room: "Ask her about the dead school girls and what happened to all those children Epstein trafficked?"

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 12 points 6 hours ago

THE DOW
THE DOW IS OVER 50 THOUSAND

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 28 points 7 hours ago

I REALLY DONT CARE DO U

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago

Second Elephant in the room: trump.

Nothing specific about him. Just calling him an elephant.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 hours ago

BIDENFLATION

[–] kikutwo@lemmy.world 19 points 7 hours ago

Let ICE know.

[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 10 points 7 hours ago

wow they really don't care, do you?

[–] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

T

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 8 points 7 hours ago

Yeah that was fucking weird.