In Rome, Caligula made his horse a senator. In America, this happened.
this post was submitted on 02 Mar 2026
312 points (98.1% liked)
Not The Onion
21235 readers
1423 users here now
Welcome
We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!
The Rules
Posts must be:
- Links to news stories from...
- ...credible sources, with...
- ...their original headlines, that...
- ...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”
Please also avoid duplicates.
Comments and post content must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, ableist, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.
And that’s basically it!
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
I'll take the horse.
Horse? I thought you said whores
Fine. Then I'll take the whores.
Here ya go
They said whores, not horse.
He said whore, not cunt.
With blackjack! And hookers!
Made his whore a senator?
Scholars argue this didnt happen and was written as comedic insult by one of his detractors.
Scholars argue a lot of things. Though it's true that a lot of the work of Roman historians is really one faction slandering another. But the behavior of some of the emperors was so grotesquely evil that it's hard to separate the truth from the lies.
Both the greeks and romans and their forebearers all practiced just obvious bias in their writing. About a rival they might describe him as the most famous pederast of the land.
About a rival they might describe him as the most famous pederast of the land.
We've advanced so much since then! We've put a pedophile in power, yet allow him to bury the evidence so nobody calls him that.
Bubba was unavailable
Elephant in the room: "Ask her about the dead school girls and what happened to all those children Epstein trafficked?"
I REALLY DONT CARE DO U
Second Elephant in the room: trump.
Nothing specific about him. Just calling him an elephant.
Don't insult elephants like that.
BIDENFLATION
Her only qualification for this is what, catching loads from a child-raping traitor?
"Doing jobs Americans won't."
doing
Performing.
She might have taken loads from other UN dignitaries or the leaders of their countries as well.
load more comments
(2 replies)
Let ICE know.
Content for Melania 2.
I think they're doing a reality TV series next, because this is what we deserve.
Is the UN failing citizens as well? Why was she even allowed to preside?
Because a country can assign whoever they want to be their representative, even if it makes a farce of the whole thing.
Because she make fuck.
To have the peace you must suck, suck, then you fuck, fuck and you get bukkake-peace. All over me face.
Trump is trying to undermine the UN because he wants to replace it with the “Board of peace” or genocide cover up committee
wow they really don't care, do you?
Why is an unelected person whose only claim to fame is being a baby chute for a pedophile representing us at the UN?
load more comments
(1 replies)
Can we please appoint literally any other hooker on earth?
Goddammit. These jackasses have made our country a fucking joke. Only, the joke on us
Truly the most qualified of all potential candidates. This is an absolute joke.
Honestly, I see the news, but no one has said yet just how and why the fuck the first lady presided over the fucking UN Security Council?
WTF? Why was this even a thing? The fuck is wrong with the UN?
Honestly, this is the moment where it feels hopeless. If this fucking asshole can put his hooker wife in front of the world, and the world capitulates... There's no one coming to help us, the epstien class has won, they have all the power and are rubbing our noses in it.
The US is a permanent member of the security council and can choose their delegation.
It doesn't make it any less insane. they are just rolling over to this madman.
load more comments
(1 replies)
Someone watched house of cards and got a bit carried away I see
view more: next ›