This why you should learn at least one extensively agglutinative language before 18.
this post was submitted on 28 Feb 2026
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You’re a bottom.
Bitcoin Law Travel
Read scholarship terms.
(Got fucked over majorly at DeVry because I trusted actual adults in authority positions for my guidance and wish I had the backbone back then to call them out on it.)
Suck. My. Balls.
(He'd think it's fucking hilarious)
It really depends on when at 18. On my 18th birthday: "mom's headaches cancer". A few months early wouldn't necessarily save her, especially given the few years chemo bought her, but they might. If it's after the cancer is caught I'd say "come out soon" and point to myself.
You are fucked.
See a psychiatrist.
Um, if you know about it beforehand, prep your notes and summarize them into about A4 size and just say "read this note"
You're a girl
Your dong wrong.
Lmfao this is the funniest thing I’ve read all week
Glad to be of service. But I do hope your week gets better
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Bitcoin, Dogecoin, GME
Buy AMD stocks.
Would have been rich! Or perhaps Nividia.
Put down bottle LOL
"Recent life story?"
Am I the only person on Lemmy who isn't 18 yet
I'm assuming that they are aware that I'm them from another time
You fucking dumbass.
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