You fucking dumbass.
this post was submitted on 28 Feb 2026
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Suck. My. Balls.
(He'd think it's fucking hilarious)
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Diagnose for ADHD
I'm you...!
To my presumption this is 3 words, and the 18 year old me is not going to blindly believe any sudden random 3 words said.
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Bitcoin hits 277k
go to therapy
Buy Google
Edit- I remember telling my dad this; it occurs to me now he may not have had the liquid funds to invest that I at the time assumed he did
Amazon in 2010 was like 75 a share
You’re a bottom.
Ken M... fucking legend.
It'll be ok
Are contractions allowed? That opens up possibilities
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Oh boy did it get better!
'Read this book' as I hand him a guidebook for the next decade or two.
I can't figure out how to prevent 9/11 in 3 words. So, I'll just say "Programming Language: Haskell".
Why?
I wish I learned the lessons from that language 12 years earlier than I did. I still prefer to write personal code in that family of languages, and it made me a better coder even in Java, JavaScript, Python, even C.
Also, that year is actually the first year it was available and my first year in college; it might have focused me enough to actually go to grad school and start a PL research career. I don't know if that would be better, but it would be different.
The people calling out BTC is also a pretty good idea, but I made a little money on BTC, and I'm not sure too much more money would be a positive change in my life. It could be, but I think it might have made me more covetous and more isolated.
But, I often choose to program instead of playing video games these days, so it's clearly something I enjoy, even if I don't currently monetize it.
Thanks for asking.
Sell Bitcoin 2025
This tells myself to first buy Bitcoin so I have some to sell. Then gives me the year it was at the highest peak. By then I'll be intrigued and will be paying attention. I may not hit exactly March which was the highest point but I'll still be much better off.
damn, and I thought I was original ...
I was even wondering if 2025 counts as one word for a while
I mean, why not just encrypt more data points in a large number string?
A1Z26 cipher 19,5,14,4,14,21,4,5,19
Put off college
If this were to happen, all of you are going to completely destroy Bitcoin. Haha!
Skip college, gormless.
invest in bitcoin!!!!!!!
Don’t trust [REDACTED]
Loss dot jaypeg
won't get better
Buy bitcoin soon
Hold bitcoin decades
Stop touching yourself
Why?!
Point at him and say: "Gay. Invest Zoom." He'll figure it out.
Mom has leukemia would have been a good move
You deserve better.
Stop lifting weights. Your childhood injury will flare up and ruin your life for a couple years.
Also you'll forget how to count words
Don't Get Married!
You’re Demi + trans 🏳️⚧️ (Was always too nervous to admit it long ago)
Save your money
"you're a girl"
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