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[–] totally_human_emdash_user@piefed.blahaj.zone 77 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't wanna be your enemy 😁

Don't worry, I am already my own worst enemy!

[–] Contextual_Idiot@sh.itjust.works 62 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 17 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Bitcoin. One hundred…

You just blew it.

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[–] Serinus@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You buy 5 bitcoins for $450 each in 2016. It's what you can afford. You sell them for $10,000 each in 2018, timing it decently just before a bigger drop.

Congrats on your $48k.

[–] Contextual_Idiot@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Look at this youngin, turning 18 in 2016. Enjoy your knees and shoulders while you can.

2009-2010, you hear about this "Bitcoin" thing for the first time. You remember some old fart telling you about it years ago, but you had no idea what they were talking about and assumed they had mental problems. You decide to download it and start mining it, it doesn't hurt anything. It just uses your CPU to mine them. You let it run and quickly forget about it. Eventually, you get tired of it slowing your computer down. You have a few thousand coins by now, so you shut the miner down and put your wallet somewhere safe. Then you forget all about it, until about 2021...

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[–] SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone 58 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] kernelle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 3 weeks ago

Girl, you're -

[–] lichtmetzger@discuss.tchncs.de 50 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I've never understood why anyone would pre-order anything digital. Were you afraid they would run out?

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[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 45 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] communist@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 31 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] db2@lemmy.world 26 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] wavebeam@lemmy.world 25 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml 22 points 3 weeks ago

"you're a girl"

[–] gergolippai@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago

Buy Bit Coin

[–] RelativePlatypus@piefed.world 21 points 3 weeks ago

It gets worse

[–] SparrowHawk@feddit.it 19 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)
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[–] ChocolateFrostedSugarBombs@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago (14 children)

Sell Bitcoin 2025


This tells myself to first buy Bitcoin so I have some to sell. Then gives me the year it was at the highest peak. By then I'll be intrigued and will be paying attention. I may not hit exactly March which was the highest point but I'll still be much better off.

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[–] Draegur@lemmy.zip 18 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (6 children)

first choice:
PURSUE NUCLEAR ENGINEERING

runner up:
YOU AIN'T MALE

third place:
ATTENTION DEFICIT: REAL

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[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)
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[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 18 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
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[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 18 points 3 weeks ago

You’re a bottom.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] mrnobody@reddthat.com 21 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Invest in ~~Nvidia~~ yourself

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[–] lumettaria@sopuli.xyz 17 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

You a lesbian

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Two would be enough, "buy bitcoin".

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[–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Transgender, AuDHD, (secret third thing)

..I'm sure my 18 year old ass would process this information in a calm and reasonable manner, lol

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[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago

Don't do it

[–] Vespair@lemmy.zip 14 points 3 weeks ago

Just be punk.

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago

Suck. My. Balls.

(He'd think it's fucking hilarious)

[–] AlecSadler@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Let's see...

don't sell bitcoin

don't sell doge

don't buy restaurant

don't date XYZ

don't date ABC

don't buy restaurant

don't quit place

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[–] T13URF@feddit.org 12 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Take LSD now

[–] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago
[–] damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

invest in bitcoin!!!!!!!

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 11 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] LilithElina@literature.cafe 11 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
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[–] Zikeji@programming.dev 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
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[–] EvilHankVenture@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

You need therapy.

[–] Someplaceunknown@leminal.space 11 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)
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[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] EpicMuch@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 weeks ago

Brush teeth more

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