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These looks off like not pokemon at all.
That's how the first reveal always feels and there's always people who say this.
They look like Palworld pals. Would he hilarious if Palworld sues Nintendo this time.
This is Pombomb, from hit indie creature collecting game Cassette Beasts

Couldn't they at least name it something else
Oh my god you're right lmao. I knew it looked familiar.
It's a shame the people who made Cassette Beasts are nowhere rich enough to sue Game Freak because it would be so funny
Hope they get some publicity, the game is great and at a glance on the socials the devs seem at least anticapitalist (in case the game's evil zombie landlord faction and Marx being literally in the game as an NPC weren't good indicators)
Marx is in the game?
Also, the Team Rocket analogue are literally just landlords lmao. Here's a screenshot I took of their evil lair (where they are conspiring to commodify housing in the weird pocket dimension Cassette Beasts takes place in):

I adore Cassette Beasts. Highly recommended it to anyone that likes the monster tamer genre or just RPGs in general.
Gecqua is the only valid option unless they make them stand up on third evolution.
3D pokemon just doesnt look right I wish it stayed 2d kids dont really care about "advanced" graphics anyway.
Gecqua is the only valid option unless they make them stand up on third evolution.
Those eyelashes on it suggest that the final evolution will be designed to cater to the rule 34 crowd as much as possible.
The hilarious thing is the last two gens on the Switch look and run like total shit, at least this new one looks a lot better
We'll see how it goes, whether they actually worked on improving the way the games run, or if they just made up a fake mock-up for the trailers to make it look better.
Will you choose a Grass type by partnering with Browt, the lively but clumsy Bean Chick Pokémon? Or perhaps you’ll heat things up with a Fire type by picking Pombon, the guileless and friendly Puppy Pokémon. If Water types are more your speed, then the intelligent Water Gecko Pokémon, Gecqua, might be the partner for you.
Beanis confirmed
I guessed,
Monkey, Lizard, And Creature with a thing growing out of its back.
So shamed to say I didnt see the obvious bird, and also that I was more creative than the multi hundred person company.
Thats literally just a couple animals without fun exaggeration. So am I finally just gonna watch a bird peck out the eyes of another creature and slice it open with its talons? We aren't doing anything other than realism these days, so why not?
Pokemon Gen 1: weird alien guys
Pokemon Gen (10?): A doge
gen1 starters: turtle, lizard, frog with plant on its back
I'm the exact age where gen 1 is hyper nostalgic for me but the way people act like the designs were somehow so much better gets to me lol
There's an experimental quality to gen 1 that people miss I think. It's not about the designs being "better" it's more about them being weird little creatures, there was no "pokemon" archetype yet, they were designing creatures for their RPG game, not trying to design "pokemon" if that makes sense.
These days pokemon designs, especially starters, almost feel "focus tested" to be as appealing as possible, it always feels like "animal but with a gimmick" which gen 1 had plenty of, obviously, but they also had weird nonsense and there was an inconsistency in the designs. And even a lot of "animal with gimmick" designs weren't even that gimmicky, like Ekans is just snake.
I think people who complain endlessly (and make the 3 hour long video essays about why pokemon sucks now) dislike how empty and corporate it feels, pokemon is being treated as a product to sell merchandise, and pokemon designs stem from that philosophy.
A lot of gen 1 designs come from what a bunch of Japanese 20 and 30 somethings though a "monster" should look like, so you get a lot of creatures that feel like they're played by a guy in a big rubber suit, like they could be fighting ultraman or godzilla. There's a "clunkyness" to the designs that doesn't really exist anymore. Everything feels so streamlined and smoothed over now, even mons that have a gen 1 feel don't feel like they're trying to capture the idea of a monster from an old cheesy tv show, they feel like they're trying to emulate what a gen 1 pokemon looks like. Pokemon doesn't represent anything other than itself anymore, and is just purely self-referential with the designs, and I think people just kind of miss when pokemon designs felt inspired by something other than how many plushie/figurine sales the company expects to see from them. But they don't realise this or examine it, so they just come away with the idea that the new designs "look bad" without really understanding why they feel that way.
To sum up, the problem is capitalism, but a lot of pokemon "essayists" and whining redditors don't understand that, or refuse to understand it, and so lash out at the designs, without actually analysing "why" the designs feel different to them these days.
even mons that have a gen 1 feel don’t feel like they’re trying to capture the idea of a monster from an old cheesy tv show, they feel like they’re trying to emulate what a gen 1 pokemon looks like. Pokemon doesn’t represent anything other than itself anymore, and is just purely self-referential with the designs

seal named seel
Let's not forget Rock with Arms, and its evolutions, Rock with More Arms, and Lizard in a Rock.
pokeball with eyes, a string of rocks with eyes, a metal ball surrounded by magnets with eyes, three of them next.
Literally just sludge with eyes evolving into larger sludge with meaner eyes
I actually think Geodude is a neat design. The other two are eh.
Duolingo owl, Growlithe, Water Treecko
I kinda like the grumpy bird.
Of course you would like the grumpy bird.
They made it a bean bird just for you
Gonna pirate this
Switch 2 hacked yet?
temu ahh starters
they actually going to finish the game this time?
IF Gamefreak wanted they could make legit amazing games. They have the ressources for it. But as it stands Pokemon will keep printing money while gamefreak does the bare minimum.
From what I understand the Pokemon Company wants synergy between the launch of the next gen mainline game and the next trading card game expansion. So when the latter is ready to go, Gamefreak drops the next gen game even if it’s in a beta state.
It's not just the TCG, it's also the plushies, the figurines, the gatcha capsules, all the physical merchandise, the Pokemon Company treats the games as an ad for all the other merchandise and doesn't give a shit if they are shit, only that it makes people want to buy everything else Pokemon other than the games.
Hahaha don't be silly, the shareholders would never allow that.
Hate to be that guy™ but they don't look like pokemon; except maybe the water guy. Also, which one is the furbait this time?
100% chance the water one will evolve into that, but there's always the chance of the fire type turning into a buff Fighting type. Grass one I can see it cause they love their Blazikens
i hope the dog one just keeps getting fluffier and fluffier
I was thinking the same thing. Just a furball with eyes. Wooloo but also Tangela.
Maybe that little mane will get more lion-y, like those lion dogs with the blue tongues.
dunno about the games but looking forward to Gecqua fanart
Didn't they already do a tropical setting with Sun and Moon? Running out of ideas lmao 
new region that is just greenland and its survival horror cause everything is trying to eat you
it is kinda funny how they use non-aquatic animals for water types when there is also problem of having to use aquatic animals for non-water types lol
anyway GIVE ME A BULKY WATER TYPE FFS